Hairs in my malt

[squibload]

Sorry, I meant "malt in my hairs".

Just finished a mostly extract batch, sitting here reading and
subconsciously untangling my beard when I noticed it was sticky.

Started worrying about how much I changed the OG from tasting
the extract. Frequently. An old habit. Guess I should keep some malt
on hand for snacks. Or peanut butter and malt sandwiches?

Been an hour and a half since I pitched the yeast, airlock is already
growing a bubble. Should knock off and retire. New guy syndrome,
had to start a useless thread...

 

[Gnomebrewer]

I was going to suggest you shave your beard off.

But then I realised you can't brew beer without a beard.

So then I thought I'd revert to my favourite Dads Joke.....'Hares in your malt....at least it's not rabbits'....

And then I'll apologise. And maybe leave homebrewtalk forever.

 

[seatazzz]

Hang on there friend....eureka!! THAT's why my last beer tasted horrible, I DON'T HAVE A BEARD!! Anyone know where the Testosterone thread may be?

 

[squibload]

Chuck Norris uses testoterone thread and kevlar to...

oh never mind.