Guess what I'm building this weekend?

[ohiobrewtus]

Is it a Swedish Enhancement Pump?

 

[DrKarma]

No no no...you are all wrong. It's a bike trainer

...but where will he put the front wheel? And how the heck is he going to keep balance on that cart after drinking the home brews?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

It's a discombobulator unit. He's going to install it into his car so he can fly at warp speed though out the universe.

 

[JamieT]

High speed tortilla tenderizer...

 

[cytokine]

Ceiling mop oscillator?

 

[eschatz]

Puppy mill..........................

 

[hopsoda]

WHAT! ... NO DUCK TAPE!!! how can you build any of those things!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Maybe it's a duct tape making machine?!

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

I'm thinking maybe all these options has him thinking now what else could it be?
Thus creating the next late night infomercial for the next greatest thing I can't live without.

 

[chris1979]

yeah him and billy maze pushing the ultra poo incinerator.

 

[Munsoned]

Man... This is one thread that just keeps on giving! Prost!

You may carry on, folks...

 

[conpewter]

No no no...you are all wrong. It's a bike trainer

...but where will he put the front wheel? And how the heck is he going to keep balance on that cart after drinking the home brews?

Probably a unicycle trainer.

 

[Bjornbrewer]

It looks like something I made a while back...it seemed like a good idea at the time.

What I wouldn't give to have the ability to be able to sit normally again.

 

[Revvy]

That cart is a little too girly girl for a proper time machine chassi...Real men only use Deloreans.

 

[conpewter]

Does it protect you from wine flu?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

It's one of those cinescope things for watching pron.

 

[DrKarma]

Just had to dig this thread up again to see if anyone finally had figured out what it was....soooo many options.

 

[Joker]

Automated meat tenderizer. Type of meat depends on how mentally twisted you are.

 

[camiller]

Oscillation Overthruster, I assume he licensed the tech from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.

 

[Bopper]

Stump grinder?

 

[greencoat]

That's a really weird lawnmower. Ur doin it wrong.

 

[nerdlogic]

bacon maker, just insert pig.

 

[humann_brewing]

Is this still a "guessing what I'm making" thread?

 

[bad67z]

It's coin operated seed, stem remover and roller all in one, and you plan on marketing it to the Govinator once he get Marijuana legalized in California. Gotta get that budget balanced.

 

[captianoats]

Is it a juicer for the neighbors cat? Because, trust me, that's not juice.

 

[avibayer]

a replacement liver?

 

[Rick500]

First time I've thought of this old TV show:[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ0vSXr6Aig].[/ame] in ages!

 

[HIM_Tattoos]

I wasn't around for the first run, but, thank god I'm around for the second!

That's gonna make the biggest bong I've ever seen.

 

[Whut]

Man... This is one thread that just keeps on giving! Prost!

Yes it does.

Personally I think it's a device where you just drop the ingredients in and "poof / presto chango" you've got beer. But, he's hung up in our nations patent office over whether or not he's actually brewing and until it's resolved the BugEater can't post any pics.

 

[MNBugeater]

Wow, i just now noticed all the comments from the peanut gallery. This thread somehow grew legs. Anyway, here are final pics of assembly. Without ruining all your fun, I have a big rubbermaid tub that I cut a slit in the bottom to line up with the slit in the top of the cart. I place a standard kitchen garbage can underneath to collect grain.

Oops..hope I didnt give anything away. As you were...

 

[HIM_Tattoos]

Where do I put my, , , well you know. . .?

 

[Rick500]

How are you gonna turn corners with that thing? And it's upside-down. And you're missing a wheel.

 

[BrewBeemer]

Real men only use Deloreans.

Why be normal own something different?

 

[BrewBeemer]

Real men only use Deloreans.

Ya got that right. I have a 81 DMC with 314 original miles, i'm the original owner also.

 

[BrewBeemer]

I am hoping it is something to clean spewed coffee off of a computer screen. Maybe he will let me borrow it since I need one after reading this thread.
I am more inclined to believe that it is some sort of penis stretcher though....... for a small farm animal.

Na it's a chicken plucker.

 

[jtrainer]

Looks more like a rack for mid evil penis stretching.... I'm sure William Wallace wouldn't like to see that thing either...

sorry I take that back, it's a hop crusher cause you hate hops... that's sacrilegious....

 

[DrKarma]

Ahhhh...so that's how they make bacon!

 

[Whiskey]

That is the most inefficient paper shredder I have ever seen.

 

[MNBugeater]

First run of this contraption...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob6TY2cc_zs]YouTube - Barley Mill[/ame]

 

[Hunlock]

That looks great!



Awesome Job!