Okay. So your mission, Bryan, should you choose to accept it, is to check the classified section every 2 hours or so and report to me whether or not anyone is selling a 15" false bottom. Report back to me sir. I will now go lead a "normal" life.
Greetings from just north of you, Bryan. I go down to GB often enough. Good LHBS there in downtown by Hinterland and I have to visit the local beer stores to get some good WI only beers always. Been brewing for 10 years now myself.