Who here wants to see my Graham Cracker Cheesecake Recipe?
All my buddies have no clue how to make a graham cracker flavored cheesecake. Here's the recipe though, keep it under wraps. I've been making cheesecakes, and carefully crafting their flavor my whole life.
Ingredients:
<Insert standard Cheesecake Recipe here>
5 drops of Graham Cracker flavor from some supplier I wouldn't have found without the advent of Google.
1. Do the recipe like the box says.
2. Before throwing in oven, put drops of flavoring in. Shhh!
Who here wants to see my Graham Cracker apple pie Recipe?
All my buddies have no clue how to make a graham cracker flavored apple pie. Here's the recipe though, keep it under wraps. I've been making apple pies, and carefully crafting their flavor my whole life.
Ingredients:
<Insert standard Apple Pie Recipe here>
5 drops of Graham Cracker flavor from some supplier I wouldn't have found without the advent of Google.
1. Do the recipe like the box says.
2. Before throwing in oven, put drops of flavoring in. Shhh!
Hey, who here wants to see my graham cracker water recipe?
All my buddies have no clue how to make a graham cracker flavored water. Here's the recipe though, keep it under wraps. I've been taking spring water, filtering it and treating it my whole life, purchasing several real estate properties to carefully hone my water-making skills, and developing the flavor my whole life.
<Insert standard Cheesecake Recipe here>
5 drops of Graham Cracker flavor from some supplier I wouldn't have found without the advent of Google.
1. Get water.
2. Before throwing in bottle, put drops of flavoring in. Shhh!
Please, don't let everyone know that I'm taking the most prominent and defining ingredient (it's actually in the ****ing name) in my beer and creating a beer around this ingredient that I conveniently pass-off to another person to create and inserting in my creation and calling it my own!
Please, don't let them know that it has nothing to do with the fact that my porter is only half-way decent and I've found out the way to get a graham cracker flavor in, not having anything to do with my brewing valor, yet just my ability to google something, and then when someone asks an actual legitimate question on homebrewtalk.com, I'll smugly and passive-agressively post
www.lmgtfy.com / <whatever they're asking that I think is stupid> / home.htm .
Please, don't let anyone know that I've given up on making a decent beer and only 1 and half year in to making all-grains, I've given into the "feed it to impressed neighbors and coworkers" influence and throw an eyedropper of Graham Cracker flavoring in my beer.
Show me a bud light, gimme Red #10, and I'll make you and your buddies an Irish Red you never knew could be so smooth. In fact, why don't you just rename the beer?
You know what? I'm gonna post a recipe for a "Red Continental Pilsner." There will be a striking similarity in the way that I've arrived at the recipe to the way that this recipe has in fact, unashamedly it seems, been derived.