It seems the only intended bigotry was accusing me of it. I just had a hard time understanding folks in India & why Microsoft went all the way there for help?
Skynet becomes self-aware at 12:24 p.m. Eastern time, June 13th & launches its missiles against targets in Russia.
It's funny how I managed to get an East German beer to come out more like a saison the first couple months in bottles? And to think I wasn't even trying?...
Did you just call that Kraut a Frenchie?
6/13/15. Billy was reasonable. The sober ones among us felt compelled to day drink, in memorial.
Everybody funny...now you funny too!
That joke has never before surfaced in this thread; nay, on HomeBrewTalk.
Who you callin' honkey, cracker?
That joke has never before surfaced in this thread; nay, on HomeBrewTalk.
Geez, I even said it was an old joke!
You try and help give an old ailing thread the Lazarus treatment, and all folks do is complain that the joke's not an original!
I know I'm several days behind, but....It is when you can't understand them 100%. Besides it seemed as though she never spoke to an author or home brewer before. Or just someone that can't afford the easy way out in the long run. I just thought it was funny for a moment when she stumbled at my revelations.
Less funny just more truth. In Hawaii for a week and all the menu's point out where Kona brewing is truly made compared to the local selection stating the island they are made on.
Well...? Where is it made???
It is a CBA (Craft Beer Alliance) brand which is mostly owned by A-B InBev. It may be entirely owned by them, but I'm not 100% sure.
The other breweries licensed to produce the Kona brand are all located on the mainland in Oregon, Washing and New Hampshire.
But the main brewery is on the big island.
Even an old joke would be welcome about now.
Edit: Another post snuck in before I sent. Good.
I know I'm several days behind, but....
I'm an amateur/hobby photographer. No photographer worth his salt keeps all of his files in one location. My "good" images are saved on at least three different drives - the main drive in my computer, a backup image of the main drive made 3x a week on a 1TB external drive, and a third external drive where really important documents are copied to once or twice a month - and this drive is kept at my desk at work, in case something would happen to my house, and only brought home when something new needs to be added.
External hard drives are cheap. Ridiculously cheap. Like $100 will buy you enough drive space for a couple thousand books. How is it Microsoft Tech Support's fault that you fail to have a basic file management and data security plan? "I'm an author and homebrewer" ===> "Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part"
Someone please post something funny. It's Monday morning and I'm out of coffee. I NEED THIS.
Cheese, gravy, cheese and gravy, chip shop curry sauce (bright yellow stuff that's not like any real curry sauce from any part of the world), mushy peas, baked beans and vinegar.
All these can be (no, should be) served on chips (fries).
Ketchup and mayonnaise? ...... Only if you're Belgian.
Just tried to get the point across as to why I said, thank you no, I don't wanna get erased... Then the guy went on to bottle some beer, get ready to secondary another, while all the time writing paper notes till the bloody thing gets fixed.
over the weekend talking to a guy at a cookout. He indicated he never liked Guinness. Gave the usual foolish its too "thick, dark, taste like motor oil".
However he raved about being able to find bass ale on tap!
1st off they are "fries" not "chips", just like it is "soda" not "pop".
Anyhow, if it isnt gravy, I have been putting a homemade jalapeno mustard on my fries, which was donated by a friend.
but I digress!
Back to beer.
over the weekend talking to a guy at a cookout. He indicated he never liked Guinness. Gave the usual foolish its too "thick, dark, taste like motor oil".
However he raved about being able to find bass ale on tap!
Cheese, gravy, cheese and gravy, chip shop curry sauce (bright yellow stuff that's not like any real curry sauce from any part of the world), mushy peas, baked beans and vinegar.
All these can be (no, should be) served on chips (fries).
Ketchup and mayonnaise? ...... Only if you're Belgian.
To a Northern Irishman like myself fries are multiple servings of "fry" consisting bacon, sausage, black pudding, fried tomato, fried mushroom, fried egg, fried soda bread and fried potato bread. Served with a mug of tea and eaten at breakfast my fries are a lot more exciting than yours, hence deep fried potatoes are chips. [emoji12]
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