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[CreamyGoodness]

You're just preoccupied thats all Gila... personally I've always been curious about female orcs...

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

I heard that hops are bad for yeast, so how do I keep them separate in the wort?

Is raw chicken a good adjunct?

How do you keep the hops dry for dry hopping?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"Isn't fermenting another word for "going bad?"

"Wine-tasting for 200 tomorrow at Hilton, what can I make that will be done in time?"

 

[ao125]

Is raw chicken a good adjunct?

I wonder how well salmonella and botulism would work in secondary

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Might be a good way to manufacture home botox kits!

 

[gcdowd]

"I dumped the yeast into my boil, is it ruined?"

 

[davis119]

One that drives me nuts is:

"subscribed"

GO TO THREAD TOOLS!!!!!

Haha wow that's me alot.
Now I know

 

[DakotaRules]

Haha wow that's me alot.
Now I know

And knowing is half the battle!

 

[quick5pnt0]

Girlfriend insists yeast infection is from my beer.

 

[MichaelBrock]

"Fermentation done in 1 hour!"

 

[TyTanium]

Girlfriend insists yeast infection is from my beer.

Not fake. Actually exists:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/yeast-infection-125876/

 

[CreamyGoodness]

How do you get the alcohol into beer you make at home?

 

[H-ost]

Not fake. Actually exists:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/yeast-infection-125876/

I remember that, that was a funny thread.

 

[landshark]

First Beer Need Help!!

Got a Mr Beer Kit and made it yesterday, put it in the fridge overnight to cool. Tastes horrible today?? Any Help please!!! What did I do wrong?

If I use Coca plants in my brew, will I fail a drug test?

Can I add 5 lbs of sugar to my Pilsner I just brewed to up the alcohol level?

 

[gcdowd]

Help! One day after brewing my beer there's a thick layer of foam on top. Is it infected?

 

[davis119]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/so-i-think-i-ruined-batch-240059/

"So I think I just ruined a batch"
(Check out who the OP was)

Edit- doesn't really fit the topic sorry

 

[Zuljin]

tomorrow, i'm drinking homebrew until i get a yeast infection, just to prove you all wrong! I'll do it, damnit, and i don't even have a vagina!

hahaha!

 

[grouperdude]

I was filling my carboy up with wort in my bathtub when I suddenly had to ****, so I stopped in the middle of it,the whole bathroom smelled terrible. So did I infect my beer?

 

[davis119]

.

 

[Zamial]

Subbed sugar free chocolate pudding for chocolate, lactose and gelatin. Is my stout a goner??

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Actually... this thread was really funny when it was about stupid things that people say. Now that we are pointing out people who are saying the stupid things... I dont know... maybe I'm being oversensitive...

 

[Skagdog]

actually... This thread was really funny when it was about stupid things that people say. Now that we are pointing out people who are saying the stupid things... I dont know... Maybe i'm being oversensitive...

+1

 

[mlg5039]

Looking for Bud Light Platinum clone.

 

[ao125]

Looking for Bud Light Platinum clone.

Someone was posting about a $12 Miller Light clone last night. I'm half tempted to actually make it for my BMC swilling co-worker, since he flat-out refuses to drink good beer.

 

[davis119]

Someone was posting about a $12 Miller Light clone last night. I'm half tempted to actually make it for my BMC swilling co-worker, since he flat-out refuses to drink good beer.

So your gunna spend time and money to make "bad beer" to give him. Since u wont drink it? U might as well buy him a 12pk. lol

Just sayin

 

[ao125]

So your gunna spend time and money to make "bad beer" to give him. Since u wont drink it? U might as well buy him a 12pk.

Just sayin

Meh... it's the thought that counts.
Kinda like when kids make their parents Christmas cards.

If he won't drink anything other than corn-adjunct domestic lagers, why not make him 5 gal of something he will drink?

 

[davis119]

Meh... it's the thought that counts.
Kinda like when kids make their parents Christmas cards.

If he won't drink anything other than corn-adjunct domestic lagers, why not make him 5 gal of something he will drink?

Well cuz u called him a swill drinking co worker. Rather than a buddy at work. Lol.
Go for it I may look for that recipe and give it a shot I enjoy swill

 

[captianoats]

I want to brew a milk stout that tastes like a white Russian for my Big Lebowski party Friday. Need extract recipe.

Forgot to put the third hop in my miller lite clone. Should I dump it?

 

[sudsmcgee]

Can I distill my pee and capture the residual alcohol for a second round?

Do beer enemas work?

 

[tom_gamer]

Can I distill my pee and capture the residual alcohol for a second round?

Do beer enemas work?

Lmao

 

[iaefebs]

My sister wears this uderwear,she likes brewing?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/my-sister-wears-uderwear-she-likes-brewing-288099/

I have no idea what uder wear is.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You must have grown up in an urban area iaefebs. Everyone in the country knows that udder-wear is a back-supporting garment for pregnant cows. Sheeshh...

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Nothing's hotter than a nice set of teats in sexy garments!

 

[r8odecay]

HELP
Brewed 2 in one weekend. My Pale Ale tastes like bananas, and my Belgian is too hoppy! What do I do??






(funny thing is I didn't mark my fermenters, just did this just this minute... pulled a sample of what I thought was Dubbel... to get smacked in the mouth with Simcoe.)

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Substituted Grapes for Oranges, Nottingham for Bread Yeast. JAOM tastes funny after 2 weeks in carboy...

 

[oakbarn]

How do I sell my Brew WITHOUT paying tax?
Will a thermometer that we used to test our baby's fever work as a brew one?
I dropped my sneaker in the Fermenter, Will it still be good?
How do you make 80 proof beer?
Help. I am drunk and fell. I can't get up!
Can you use a "Clapper" to turn off a pump?

 

[j1laskey]

Here's the thread for those that missed it:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/forgot-key-ingredient-does-matter-much-280208/

Instant classic.

Can't believe I missed that OP....I cant' stop laughing....reminds me of a Dad Boner tweet

 

[tom_gamer]

Can't believe I missed that OP....I cant' stop laughing....reminds me of a Dad Boner tweet

This is an awesome one, too bad its fake.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

New member from (Insert town here) Hi!!! I've only just found this awesome site!

 

[barneygumble]

I dipped my willie in it. Only for a second to check fermentation temps, and I rubbed it (a lot) with vodka first. Is it rooned?