H-ost
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A buddy of mine used to work for a tour company in Alaska, and had these for us:
Lady: My it is beautiful up here. What elevation are we at?
Buddy: Well being that this is a boat sea level, <looks over edge> maybe 4 feet to be exact
<While on a whale watch>
Guy: So where do you keep the whales when you not giving tours?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Do you keep them penned in near the docks, or is there a cage under the boat?
Buddy: Uhhhh, no their wild.
Guy: huh.
Lady: So when do the deer grow up and turn into Moose? Is it the same as going through puberty?
Buddy: Uhhhhh
Captain of boat: Nothing to do with age, it has to do with the altitude they reach up in the mountains.
Lady: Thats so interesting
HAHAHAHAHA If those are true then that would cause me to facepalm so hard I would fall down to brazil (since it is lower altitude than WA).