Does anyone have a "real" baby making machine?

[CreamyGoodness]

I think I want to be a father. So does the BASIC process involve some sort of baby extractor hooked up to a belly button? Does this involve a big investment, or could I use something like this?

 

[hunter_le five]

No no no. That comes after the baby is made. That's how you get the baby out of the mother's stomach.

Baby-making usually goes something like this, but please note that traditionally there is a lot of alcohol involved:

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[day_trippr]

Wait - didn't you sprout a Creamy Junior last year?

Or was that your alter ego...or something?

Cheers!

 

[BigJack]

Have you ever seen Alien? It's like that but lower.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I think I want to be a father.

Have you lost your goldurned mind?

 

[EJay]

No no no. That comes after the baby is made. That's how you get the baby out of the mother's stomach.

Baby-making usually goes something like this, but please note that traditionally there is a lot of alcohol involved:

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You're violating the no-penetration picture rule. And we're not even in the Boneyard.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

"Hey, that's not my belly button!"

"Yeah, and that's not my finger."

 

[Cyclman]

I've only practiced a few times, but I have read many books on it, and consider myself a foremost expert.

 

[1977Brewer]

I've made babies in three different decades, two centuries, and two millennia. Didn't realize it until I thought of it just now. That's nuts.

 

[passedpawn]

I've made babies in three different decades, two centuries, and two millennia. Didn't realize it until I thought of it just now. That's nuts.

We all know what you actually did. Stop patting yourself on the back.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

I've never brewed a baby, but I hear it's not very difficult. I think the hard part is brewing a GOOD baby, which might take years of practice. Keep practicing, and post pics of your progress (as good as Doppelganger's, if you can) and we'll critique .

 

[1977Brewer]

We all know what you actually did. Stop patting yourself on the back.

...you mean front. I bet you do.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I guess no one uses a baby extractor...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I have a baby making machine. it's old steam driven and uses a lot of coal. it's a making machine, not an extractor.

 

[misterkidd]

If you ask nicely, I might post a pic of my shiny 3-piece ball valve.

 

[theshoe82]

Its all good until the teething starts...........

I am in hell right now

 

[GuldTuborg]

If babies can't be fermented, I don't want one.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

maybe there's a CNC 3D laser powered baby making machine.