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Dear HBT,
I've been getting some killer headaches from my home brew. After reading about the need for temperature control, I finally decided to try using a reptile heater to make sure my yeast wasn't getting too cold, and also added some alka seltzer (2 tabs) directly to the cooled wort on my most recent brew. I've been able to get from my usual ambient temps in the 70's up to about 95. The alka seltzer makes a nice krausen within about 10 seconds. Still, I'm getting the headaches. What should I do? The recipe I've been using is 8% 2-row, 60% carapils, and 32% dextrose, hopped with 1 oz Warrior 90 and an onion at flameout with an additional alka seltzer tab added as a dry hop 45 minutes before bottling. Please help!
-Migraine in Maine
My home brew is too good and I can't stop drinking it. What can I do?
-Sauced in San Diego
I'm pretty sure you can substitute with narwhal anus.Pretty sure they meet once a week at your local church.
Also, the snake thing is a really bad plan, and bees are even worse. Sorry, but your batch can't be saved.
You really do need to go for actual iguana, otherwise you're not making the best beer possible so why even bother?. If you can't get iguana, there's a mail order store in Mexico City that sells iguana extract. Highly illegal in the US though, so they usually have to smuggle it inside a shipment of blow.
I'm pretty sure you can substitute with narwhal anus.
My home brew is too good and I can't stop drinking it. What can I do?
I'm pretty sure you can substitute with narwhal anus.
I have had enough of this damn water moccasin and I just want to put him back in the bathtub!
Please Help,
Slimey Snake
Well you have to use a pair of chopsticks to get him out of the carboy. It must be done while he's passed out, otherwise he will order takeout and you'll never get him out.
Thanks for the help. But what am I going to do with all this chinese food then? It just showed up at the door and I am not very hungry.
Are you TRYING to end up in the hospital?
Thanks for the help. But what am I going to do with all this chinese food then? It just showed up at the door and I am not very hungry.
Dear HBT,
I finally acquired a rather large iguana, what is the best procedure to get said iguana in my carboy?
Thanks, Up to my neck
Sent somehow magically in a way I don't understand
Dear HBT,
I finally acquired a rather large iguana, what is the best procedure to get said iguana in my carboy?
Thanks, Up to my neck
Sent somehow magically in a way I don't understand
I'm entertaining the thought of using a blender to make a puree, but I'm a total noob with iguanas. They swim, FYI, so you may want to use a dry hop sack with lots of marbles if you are going to try to add it whole. I think a funnel and wooden spoon could also be of use, but that is just conjecture.
The tile work in that video is AMAZING! Possibly in the top 5 of best laid tiles I've ever seen.
Edit: sorry, that got a little OT...
... I finally acquired a rather large iguana, ...
Dear HBT,
I made a beer that is reddish brown, very clear and has cherries in it. I didn't pit the cherries. Next time, I'd like to use narwhal horn, but don't know which end to put in first. Can anyone tell me how many amps it takes to start yeast?
Don't know about everyone else, but I use 3 car batteries wired in parallel. Works better if you mix 1 part yeast slurry to 1 part Crisco before you pitch.
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Iguanas? Amateurs. I have one word for you: Komodo Dragon.
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Well, if you're going for natural saliva yeast, yeah. Now, if you really want to punch it up- gila monster.
Well, if you're going for natural saliva yeast, yeah. Now, if you really want to punch it up- gila monster.
Dear HBT,
I recently found a clone recipe for 5 gallons of Harp Logger. It was going really really well until I realized I had misread the directions and used one pound of hops instead of one ounce. Now its kind of bitter tasting. So I found a formula for adding water to reduce bitterness. Now the alcohol content is WAY down LOL. My question is, I found a recipe for fortified wine and was wondering if you can do the same thing for beer? Since Jameson whisky is Irish it shouldn't really affect the flavour of the beer, but how many bottles should I add to bring 15 gallons of beer up to 5% ABV?
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