Boy! Did I fudge up

[Brewiz]

Well I started riding a bicycle about a month ago to loose some weight and get back in shape (up to 15 miles a day). Then last night Hops-4-Life and I are finishing up our ride and I pull a complete "Head Up Your Arse" move and run right into the back of him. You can guess what happend after that, Yep 200+ pounds of me go down on the pavement.
Now I'm setting here about half drunk on pain pills and homebrew with a huge road rash on my right knee/ lwr leg and I jambed my right elbow so bad I can't bend it.
Guess I won't be brewing this weekend and I really wanted to try out the Chillus Maximus that I got from Beermaker.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

A die hard would brew with one arm and use his crutch for a mash maddle. Suck it up man. And Get Brewing!!

 

[Pumbaa]

Thats what ya get for trying to be healthy, quit being a ***** and brew

 

[Torchiest]

The weekend is TWO DAYS away. You'll be fine by then. Continue as planned.

 

[Hops-4-Life]

I have to agree with the previous posts - Put down the purse and fire up ProMash! :rockin:

When it happened, I thought I got hit by a car! Scared the Hops right outta' me!

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

Ouch. Well, if most of us can brew drunk, I'm guessing at a minimum you can brew on pain meds.

 

[Brewiz]

I have to agree with the previous posts - Put down the purse and fire up ProMash! :rockin:

When it happened, I thought I got hit by a car! Scared the Hops right outta' me!

I guess I am going to have to use you has my "BrewBitch" again....

 

[Hops-4-Life]

That's the least I can do - Since I'm gonna' drink your beer all day!!!

 

[nikkimac1027]

ouch! i'm thinking your brew should be named road rash....

 

[EdWort]

Road Rash Ale. It's kinda catchy. Especially after a few Vicoden!

 

[nikkimac1027]

imagine a red ale. road rash red. thats amoney maker if i ever heard it!

 

[dibby33]

Road rash! Is that it. I seem to remember that a lovely lady brewed a few years ago with a broken leg. Now get off yer arse and brew like a man.

 

[dibby33]

imagine a red ale. road rash red. thats amoney maker if i ever heard it!

To simulate the pain, stick a HOT chilli in each bottle?
Double Pain RRR (RoadRashRed)

 

[Pumbaa]

better yet make a Red ale then put a small pebble in each bottle to simulate the road

 

[LouT]

Do you need an icepack?

hahahhaha I love it when I get to ask that!