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[Pkrd]

I see clouds. I also see the same cloud three times.

 

[GnenieGone]

21st Century problems

https://www.sciencealert.com/cyberc...il&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-6c0dbbdb32-365542517

 

[doug293cz]

Moderator warning: Discussion of religion is not allowed outside the "Debate" thread. Posts have been deleted for violating this rule. Don't do it anymore.

I originally left the original headline post (that didn't contain any commentary), but just as I feared, it triggered a slide into a discussion on religion. Thus the triggering post was also deleted.

doug293cz
HBT Moderator.

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.kcci.com/article/nutrit...ter-for-breakfast-than-most-cereals/27613136#

 

[NGD]

You win again Florida
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toiletsnake-attacks-189536

 

[Novacor]

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3564093/r-p-pet-sematary-star-leo-cat-passed-away/

Uh oh...

 

[balrog]

File under "Florida Man Finds New Way to Limit Midnight Snacking"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-foot-gator-breaks-into-florida-home-by-crashing-through-window/

 

[BrewerBrad82]

https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121

 

[balrog]

https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121

Priceless: "Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade IV erection, the highest tally on the Erection Hardness Score, which is a real thing."

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...WFjdC1wb2xpY2UuYW1w?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

What... The Actual... F***???

 

[day_trippr]

"Florida Man..." strikes again...

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

YouTube star who tricked a homeless man into eating Oreos filled with toothpaste because it would 'clean his teeth' gets 15 months in prison


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...5-months-in-prison/ar-AAChPiw?ocid=spartanntp

 

[bleme]

YouTube star who tricked a homeless man into eating Oreos filled with toothpaste because it would 'clean his teeth' gets 15 months in prison


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...5-months-in-prison/ar-AAChPiw?ocid=spartanntp

Since the Spanish courts usually suspend prison time for first-time offenders, maybe they will charge him for this prank next so he get ACTUAL time:

RetSet filled sandwiches with cat feces and fed them to schoolchildren and elderly people in another sick prank, the court heard.

 

[catdaddy66]

"Florida Man..." strikes again...

If you say so...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/int...-and-threatening-to-shoot-them-204714791.html

 

[BrewerBrad82]

Ummm

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...VNvLFqV7ckFLkBpfO3pnKJDI_uto2q_B6kMDeSsrJP0kI

 

[day_trippr]

"We live in interesting times"

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

Who gives a s**t? She's a skank. What else has she fingered? Really, whom cares?

 

[Galek]

Who gives a s**t? She's a skank. What else has she fingered? Really, whom cares?

...Probably the artists without millions of followers whose work she is blatantly plagiarizing.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

 

[bleme]

...Probably the artists without millions of followers whose work she is blatantly plagiarizing.

Who nobody would know about, if it wasn't for the plagiarizing...

 

[Galek]

Who nobody would know about, if it wasn't for the plagiarizing...

Could you elaborate?

I read your statement as its OK if someone super famous passes off others work as their own creation as long as the original artist is unknown, but that cannot be what you mean.

 

[HoppyDaze]

back on track gents...

 

[doug293cz]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

Brings back memories. Half a century ago, I worked at Mickey D's. We actually ran out of hamburger patties during the lunch rush one Monday. Set a shop record for Fillet of Fish sales that day. I don't think 911 existed back then - so no headlines.

Brew on

 

[catdaddy66]

Lol

https://www.therock.net.nz/home/fun...e-sued-for-blasting-iron-maiden-too-loud.html

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

When I was a teen the word "Mexican" meant Jack In The Box or Taco Bell. Those were the days...

 

[catdaddy66]

Almost a trifecta...

https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-th...ly-shoots-himself-in-the-testicles/2024843144

 

[day_trippr]

Didn't that ******* know weed is legal in Washington?

 

[catdaddy66]

Who don't love a banana and cookie??

https://news.google.com/articles/CA...vIaCCzDnxf4CMN2F8gU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

 

[HoppyDaze]

Didn't that ******* know weed is legal in Washington?

Probably not for a convicted felon who's b-hole is so loose that bags of drugs seem to "drop" out of him regularly.

 

[Cyclman]

Yeah, the phrase “fell out” was what made that story worthy of this thread.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

A Wendy's Employee Has Been Fired For Taking A Bath In A Kitchen Sink And We Have Questions

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wendys-employee-fired-taking-bath-151300937.html

 

[GnenieGone]

Not an artical of some Florida doofus...but ironic in it's own right.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-st...il&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-f6efc14171-365542517

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

No way

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle

http://now8news.com/woman-arrested-in-walmart-for-trying-on-tampons-in-the-feminine-care-aisle/

 

[LAHammer]

Arkansas gives Florida a break...

 

[doug293cz]

No way

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle

http://now8news.com/woman-arrested-in-walmart-for-trying-on-tampons-in-the-feminine-care-aisle/

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

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They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

I got to find some girl scout cookies

 

[bleme]

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

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They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

And the Jews are feeding us our own children. Not anti-Semitic at all....
http://now8news.com/mcdonalds-contains-human-flesh/

 

[GnenieGone]

Some dude wants to open a brew pub and do axe throwing...so what could go wrong even without alcohol in the mix?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/06/23/host-hurls-ax-hits-drummer-moos-pkg-erin.cnn

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites#List

btw, a number of beer and axe throwing venues opened in the last year...

Cheers!

 

[GnenieGone]

fwiw...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites#List

btw, a number of beer and axe throwing venues opened in the last year...

Cheers!

Does seem to be a thing...maybe Viking meads will make their big come back also.