CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
On the sidebar? I really dont know what a gym is doing with American Apparel type imagery. Its almost as head-scratchingly confusing as Abercrombie and Fitch ads (in which a company that sells clothing often has ads featuring nude... aka clothing-less... models).
Are they implying that if a lady works out at an Equinox gym that she will have long and implicitly naked legs in high heels like the woman in the one ad? Perhaps if I work out there I will wear a d'bag white shirt and film a sex tape with a brunette as is implied in the other ad. The final ad that really makes my brain hurt is the one titled "Domination". If I work out at your gym, Equinox, will a model force me to pose nude kneeling while a model with a riding crop sits on my back? It takes mere moments of rational thought to realize that that isnt exactly appealing.
Sorry, Equinox... I think Im going to just keep my beer belly and stay home where it is safe.
Are they implying that if a lady works out at an Equinox gym that she will have long and implicitly naked legs in high heels like the woman in the one ad? Perhaps if I work out there I will wear a d'bag white shirt and film a sex tape with a brunette as is implied in the other ad. The final ad that really makes my brain hurt is the one titled "Domination". If I work out at your gym, Equinox, will a model force me to pose nude kneeling while a model with a riding crop sits on my back? It takes mere moments of rational thought to realize that that isnt exactly appealing.
Sorry, Equinox... I think Im going to just keep my beer belly and stay home where it is safe.