motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
the bird's wordplay is
like watching helen keller
in a marching band
wait is this not the haiku thread?
like watching helen keller
in a marching band
wait is this not the haiku thread?
Brother, I tell ya', it sucks gettin' old.
I been coffin and wheezing from the 'fects of this cold.
I'll have a go.
I went to the field and I got it. I brought it back home in my hand because I couldn't find it. What is it?
I'll have a go.
I went to the field and I got it. I brought it back home in my hand because I couldn't find it. What is it?
But there's plenty of folk
Who will put an answer
to this mind boggling post.
Splinter Passepawn?
That is the answer?
Hmmm..
Looks like Cliftons offline
Left me dying on the vine.
So how do you know?
Please explain your thinking
My minds turning into snow.
splinter?
lschiavo said:I came here for fun.
All of that is done.
I've had a few beers.
I offer to all "Cheers"
I hate Henry!
He is my worst enemy.
So I offer you this.
I'm off to piss.
Henry was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Henry call her?
Mom?
Mom?
I have many eyes but cannot see.
I have no mouth or nose, but always smell.
Do not eat my tree or you will be,
a very rare fatality
Potato?
Tomato, Tomatoe
Who is to say?
Potato, Potatoe
You're right all the way!
Well done Ischiavo!
I'm a yooper.
Left you in a stupor.
Potatoes were grandpa's crop.
ride the tractor
plant the seeds
don't touch the top.
To my friend Ischiavo
I'm not sure what to say
Is that a rhyme
Or riddle put your own way?
But I'm really tired my friend
Been rhyming for hours
I'm not trying to stray
But soon should go to bed
or at least give my mind a break
Not ignoring your post
Should just go to bed her for my sake
You mentioned Yooper
She a great person
I invited her once to a thead i had made
A lot of rhyming words made it great
I said a little tribute to her there
And she said back to me poems aren't quite her chair
Yoop is a pretty great gal
If she weren't she wouldnt be my pal
Then again that not exactly right
But with out Yoop here
This HBT sight
Just wouldn't be right
I have no idea if I'm making sense now
I need to go get to sleep in the barn with the cows!
I might not get off from this sight right away
But believe it or not
this trying to be a poet
which I am definitely not
Racks the hale out of my brain
It is a bit of a strain
You wouldn't know it
the way I go on here
But really have to say goodnight
Very cheerfully now
I need to hook up with those old dumb cows.
the bird's wordplay is
like watching helen keller
in a marching band
wait is this not the haiku thread?
Who eats up the feathers and all the toghethers?
Your answers the farce, it's CHIKEN you arse!
GilaMinumBeer
I bring good news to hear
After conferring with the RiddleRhyme ol school
Your answer is very cool and also correct
And your post quite dynamic as I'd expect.
Yay I love riddles! I have one for you... it seems daunting but take your time and use a bit of logic. It's not too hard.
• There are 5 houses that are each a different colour.
• There is a person of a different nationality in each house.
• The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink.
• The question is. “Who has the fish?”
CLUES
1. The British man lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The green house is to the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat.
11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill.
12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.
15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Molly was a brewer's wife, as faithful as the sun,
Brewer Bob, an abusive man, was Molly's mean husband.
Brewer Bob used black clay jugs to measure his brewing water,
and Bob demanded precision during mash and boil and lauter.
One day Bob sent poor Molly to the well across the moor,
"Lower down these jugs, my wife, and bring back exactly four."
Four gallons seemed a simple task, and Molly left with glee,
until she saw the jugs she took held exactly five and three.
5 gallons rich holds one jug, the other 3 gallons poor,
How will Molly return to Bob with exactly four?
Molly was a brewer's wife, as faithful as the sun,
Brewer Bob, an abusive man, was Molly's mean husband.
Brewer Bob used black clay jugs to measure his brewing water,
and Bob demanded precision during mash and boil and lauter.
One day Bob sent poor Molly to the well across the moor,
"Lower down these jugs, my wife, and bring back exactly four."
Four gallons seemed a simple task, and Molly left with glee,
until she saw the jugs she took held exactly five and three.
5 gallons rich holds one jug, the other 3 gallons poor,
How will Molly return to Bob with exactly four?
The answer to my eye is clear and bright as the sun.
She fills both jugs just half the way and dumps them in the tun.
Dump three into the five. Refill 3 and dump into the five until the 5 is full (1 left in the 3). Dump out the five. Fill the five with the 1 left in the three, and add three more to the 5.
Die Hard III for the win!
Molly can't see the fluid - the jugs are black as oil.
Full or empty are the only options for our girl
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