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  1. soccerdad

    You know you're a home brewer when?

    Back in the day we would give it 30 seconds in 'One Step.' It cleaned AND sanitized.
  2. soccerdad

    how about a meme generator thread...

    The color wheel is a dream machine.
  3. soccerdad

    Random Picture Thread

    You don't see those hanging from big US pickup trucks. Too small.
  4. soccerdad

    What book is on your nightstand? Readers!

    Folks who tie flies might especially like this, but fly fishermen as well. The story of a huge heist of rare bird specimens from the British Museum of Natural History...
  5. soccerdad

    Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

    @day_trippr > His career with the JETS may literally be one series long. I heard it was 5 snaps. The 5th being his Achilles.
  6. soccerdad

    Stupid Joke Thread!

    Paddy had been stranded on a deserted island for nearly two years. As he sat gazing at the beach looking for his next raw fish meal, he saw a gorgeous woman in a wet suit surface out in the surf and start walking toward him. He knew it was a hallucination until she unzipped a sleeve pocket...
  7. soccerdad

    Stupid Joke Thread!

    A Scot and his wife were out for a walk in the city. As they went past the fancy new restaurant the wife said, "Oh darling, aren't those smells divine?" So feeling like he really owed her ... He walked her past again.
  8. soccerdad

    You know you're a home brewer when?

    Is the "be a good dude" part a deal breaker?
  9. soccerdad

    Crap kids say

    Need a funnel in the briefcase.
  10. soccerdad

    You know you're a home brewer when?

    There's a creation joke in there, but you ain't getting it here from me.
  11. soccerdad

    Stupid Joke Thread!

    Although he missed The Kentucky Derby, rumors suggest that The Dalai Lama will attend both The Preakness and Belmont races. Apparently he loves Tibet.
  12. soccerdad

    Stupid Joke Thread!

    Young boy obsessed with poop: "Dad, do trees poop?" Father: "Yes son. That's how we get Number 2 pencils."
  13. soccerdad

    Soup

    You can't fool me Hoppy. Duck Soup is a Marx Brothers movie, not a real soup.
  14. soccerdad

    I Dream of Jenny - Cream ale (Genessee Cream Ale clone)

    I don't recall now where I saw it, but Genny is promoting a Ruby Red Kolsch. Somehow red and Kolsch don't seem to fit for me. But I would try a dozen.
  15. soccerdad

    What book is on your nightstand? Readers!

    I think our predecessors and the founding fathers believed strongly in an adversarial system where you could confront an opponent and debate an issue without stooping to hatred and violence. Both our courts and our legislative chambers are built on this. Healthy confrontation without meaningless...
  16. soccerdad

    Stupid Joke Thread!

    Woman approaches clerk at Smith's Pharmacy. "I need to speak privately with Mr Smith please." Mr. Smith - "How can I help you ma'am?" "I need to buy some cyanide" "I'm sorry ma'am. No can do. It's totally restricted and I risk my license." Woman shows Mr Smith a photo of his wife and her husband...
  17. soccerdad

    Music While Brewing

    My kids and I have had a mobile coffee and espresso operation for about 10 years. We are in the process of winding it down. But we have done a number of music festivals over the years. One of the best that we have done for about that decade is called Delfest - named for The Del McCoury Band. We...
  18. soccerdad

    Music While Brewing

    I generally brew in the kitchen which is where Alexa lives and I ask her play WGDR which she calls "W dot G dot D dot R rock's Grateful Dead radio station. Or I ask her for Amazing Blues Radio and she responds with some great blues mixes.
  19. soccerdad

    Best News Headlines

    Guilty as charged your honor.
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