Very much a n00b, but..
#457 you laugh uncontrollably every time some a-hole reporter claims that Four Loko has the alcohol equivalent of four beers
#459 All you have to read in the head is Papizian and Palmer
Hey there fellow noob.
#454 you come home from the LHBS and SWMBO greets you with "HELL NO!" You explain that it's a mash paddle, she gets jealous of your MLT and berates you for never buying anything for her.
#385 - when you purchase an extra packet of Safale-04 at the LHBS even though you are 99% sure you have one in the fridge... and when you got home, you already had 2, and 2 US-05s, 2 nottys, some cotes de blanc, and some montrachet... and considered buying one of each of those too.
[*]When you can brew an AG batch in your sleep or while playing world of warcraft..
#463 swmbo totally agrees and is excited about you buying 110 lbs of grains.
#464 swmbo says we should start a brewery.
205) you sniff all active airlocks at least twice a day, and encourage your housemates, guests, and SWMBO to do so as well.
417 you get more use out of your engineering degree designing your brewery than you do in 'real life'.
Here are the pictures of the tap handle.
235. You've racked your brain...
#486 Your first thougt after reading Cheesefood's post was: "Sometimes I wish I had a secondary head..."
497: When you're at the LHBS, and a guy asks you a question about yeast, and you have a good answer.
498: When you're at the LHBS and the owner asks you a question about yeast because they know you'll have the answer.
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