You know your a home brewer when....

[chewse]

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The only glassware you have in the kitchen cabinet are pint glasses and mugs...

Your IPhone has more pictures of your brew rig and wort in your fermenters than pictures of your kids...

Your calendar of upcoming events only shows brew festivals and competitions...

 

[day_trippr]

There are 7 thousand plus reasons already listed here https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/index.php?posts/3110947

Cheers!