noremorse1
Well-Known Member
Yup... dropped it on the floor and said "I broke your thermometer" with no emotion what so ever. It was an expensive one too. Now I need a clever way to exact my revenge on her.
Now I need a clever way to exact my revenge on her.
The moment has passed, but after she said "I broke your thermometer" you should have swiftly grabbed a broken piece and stabbed her in the face.
But that's just me.
THROW HER INTO THE POND!
I don't know why that's the first phrase that popped into my head...
So what'd you do to get her so pissed off at you that she broke it?
(there's always two sides to every story...)
Sleep with her sister. That will put you way ahead in the revenge department. For a short time at least.
Revenge? nah. just buy yourself a super-nice replacement - one of the ones with a thermometer built in.
I dropped one myself, and replaced it with one of those. The problem with the damn thing is that you need an extra tall testing vial that uses a ton of wort to do the test.
Sleep with her sister. That will put you way ahead in the revenge department. For a short time at least.
Revenge? nah. just buy yourself a super-nice replacement - one of the ones with a thermometer built in.
better yet: get one of those brix things that only takes a drop to get a reading. yeah, they're only good for non-carbonated, prefermented non-alcoholic wort, but get it on the premise that it's more drop-proof. any excuse for a new toy!
+1
Or mother.
You should really keep in mind what you are suggesting, considering you know nothing about the OP. What if his SWMBO is in her 50's?!?! That would put mom in the 70 range..... right? EEEEWWWWW!!!!
Stick with the sister would be my advice.
You should really keep in mind what you are suggesting, considering you know nothing about the OP. What if his SWMBO is in her 50's?!?! That would put mom in the 70 range..... right? EEEEWWWWW!!!!
Stick with the sister would be my advice.
Showing her the receipt for the new one might encourage her to not break it again. Of course I'm on my 3rd one and I'm getting the 'cheap' $7 versions and I still seem to break them....
My wife just turned 22 in August. I turned 28 yesterday.
Yes... I realize that when I was a freshman in college she was 12.
I am 42, and my wife is 29 so let's not talk about ages while I was in college.
anyone remember THIS thread of domestic bliss?
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f13/salt-my-beer-lots-any-hope-68783/
OK, here is what you do.....
First, unscrew the light bulb in the bathroom.
Next, Put Vaseline on the inside door knob of the bathroom.
Next, put Plastic Wrap over the toilet bowl.
Next put shaving cream on the toilet seat.
Now when she goes into the bathroom she will try to turn on the light, then she'll figure that the bulb is burned out, then she will set down to do her business. If she has been drinking heavy she won't notice the shaving cream.
You know what the plastic wrap will do...
What will freak her is the Vaseline on the doorknob because she won't be able to get out of thew bathroom.... Just imagine having to open the bathroom door and her having her pants, under ware around her knees and shaving cream all over her bottom.
I pulled this one off on someone when I was 12 years old, and it was funny as hell .... not to mention cruel.
Of course it may be a marriage ender.
I was worried today, when the wife called me and asked me how to move the carboys so the furnace inspector could do his job! Seems like everything is ok.
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