What's a SWMBO?

[Slenderman]

Could someone explain to me what a SWMBO is? Never heard this term before today. Thanks in advance.

 

[j1n]

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

 

[thisisbeer]

She who must bring orgasms

 

[Flipadelphia]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SWMBO

 

[DSorenson]

*clears throat* uh... she's why I wake up in the morning and I would give up beer for her.
-looks over shoulder-

 

[Rotgut]

She Who Must Be Obeyed. Typically refers to ones wife.

 

[boydster]

Slathered with mustard by Odin

Shop with my bald ogre

Some wombats make blue ointment

Save whales. Much blubber & oil.







...seriously you guys? You gave it up that soon? Bush league.

 

[thisisbeer]

I know. You need at least 3 pages of random acronyms before you give it away. Is everyone new here?

 

[Slenderman]

She Who Must Be Obeyed. Typically refers to ones wife.

Best response on the board, 10/10, would come back.

 

[boydster]

Sharks wearing masks breathe oxygen. PKU. You're welcome.

 

[aeviaanah]

Sex won't make best offspring


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[Cider123]

I've been pondering the true meaning of that question since July of 2001.

 

[Nightshade]

Short woman making big orations

 

[Indian_villager]

Spaghetti Walking Meat Balls Only!

 

[Homercidal]

Spills Wet Marinade Beside Offal

 

[drainbamage]

Someone Who Might Bang (Me) Occasionally

 

[HumulusHead]

Someone Who Might Bang (Me) Occasionally

Or me



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[roastquake]

Stegosauruses With Massive Brown Orifices

Stoners Wont Mind Baths Occasionally

 

[Clonefan94]

It is a female, who lives with a man, who no longer is a man.


Seriously though, this is just my least favorite acronym on this site. It's either way over used and has lost it's funny (easier to just type "Wife") or there are a lot of men on here that need to re-grow a pair.

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, I respect her, but when it comes to brewing, all I really do is tell my wife I'm brewing or buying something for brewing, etc.

Who knows though, I'm easily annoyed. I guess lol was clever at one point too.

 

[CrystalShip]

It is a female, who lives with a man, who no longer is a man.


Seriously though, this is just my least favorite acronym on this site. It's either way over used and has lost it's funny (easier to just type "Wife") or there are a lot of men on here that need to re-grow a pair.

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, I respect her, but when it comes to brewing, all I really do is tell my wife I'm brewing or buying something for brewing, etc.

Who knows though, I'm easily annoyed. I guess lol was clever at one point too.

Ah, I agree. Last time I checked, I'm the man of the house.

The worst I have to deal with is her asking if I'm done yet on brew day.


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[JohnnyO]

Stick With Making Beer Only. (Tx came up with it to stave off talks of distillation).

 

[ajdelange]

Hilda

 

[Pappers_]

Hilda

The most erudite yet brief answer to a question I've ever seen on HBT. Well done!

 

[Pappers_]

Ah, I agree. Last time I checked, I'm the man of the house . . .

^^^ that's the rolling eyes emoticon, because, really, I'm rolling my eyes

 

[Scubadude918]

Sexual Wombat Might Bite Occasionally

Sex Weapon Might B!tch Out-of-nowhere


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[CrystalShip]

^^^ that's the rolling eyes emoticon, because, really, I'm rolling my eyes

...I take it you are a woman?


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[ajdelange]

The most erudite yet brief answer to a question I've ever seen on HBT. Well done!

A simple matter of being sufficiently long in the tooth.

 

[zardozap]

"I can't tell you what the SWMBO is, you have to see it for yourself." - Morpheus, The Matrix.

 

[Flipadelphia]

^^^ that's the rolling eyes emoticon, because, really, I'm rolling my eyes

I'm rolling my eyes at you rolling your eyes.

 

[heckler73]

she who makes bottles overfilled



seriously. She's getting better at it though when I put her to work on bottling day.

 

[Tutsbrew]

Sh-ty water makes beer offensive.

 

[btbnl]

Hilda

Actually Ayesha (Rider Haggard's "She"), but Horace uses it in homage.

 

[Homercidal]

Stop Watching My Breasts, OK?

 

[VladOfTrub]

She Whom Must Bend Over.

 

[NewJersey]

its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible.

 

[drainbamage]

its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible.

What about the threads that say stuff like, "I have the best SWMBO ever, she bought me a new mash tun for my birthday!"? Are those disrespectful too?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Seriously Weary (of) Macho Bullcrap. Ornithropters.

 

[boydster]

What about the threads that say stuff like, "I have the best SWMBO ever, she bought me a new mash tun for my birthday!"? Are those disrespectful too?

Very. For anyone that is unhappy in their relationship, those posts amount to taunting. The nerve.

 

[fuzzy2133]

What about the threads that say stuff like, "I have the best SWMBO ever, she bought me a new mash tun for my birthday!"? Are those disrespectful too?

What about the slogan "Happy Wife, Happy Life"?

 

[Homercidal]

Some Whiners Must Be Overruled