Well, since I can't tap open any of my kegs, I guess I'll entertain you all with this. Myself and my 3 other housemates left town for a few days for spring break, during which time our house was broken into. I'll spare you mostly with what was stolen, aside from the fact that they took half a bottle of cheap Tequila (leaving a sealed bottle of Patron, as well as Korbel Champaign). They didn't touch any of my near 70 bottles of assorted homebrew, nor any of my equipment (and thankfully didn't touch the Quadruple I have fermenting out of the whole mess they made)...Oddly enough, I had a bag of picnic taps that I removed from the kegs before leaving, and that bag seems to be nowhere in sight. I've literally turned everything in this house upside down...and I'm pretty sure they took it. I dunno if they grabbed the bag, didn't bother to look what was inside, and put other things in it...but it's gone. Now I have to head to the LHBS tomorrow, grab all the parts to put together a few more taps, and spend the money to use my kegs again!
Yarrrrr....
Yarrrrr....