ladies, gentlemen - it may be time to take up arms against The Beer Establishment.
looking at a bottle of beer upon which it was written "12 oz", i noted the headspace in the full bottle and asked myself:
a) are there 12 oz of beer in a 12.5 oz bottle, or
b) is it 11.5 oz of beer in a 12 oz bottle?
to find out, i filled an empty bottle to the brim with water, then poured the contents into a measuring cup... it was 12 oz on the dot.
THAT MEANS THE BEER COMPANIES HAVE BEEN LYING TO US. they haven't been selling us 12 oz of beer as printed on the bottles, they've been selling us 12 oz containers. well, you don't see cereal makers claiming to sell us 1 cubic foot of cereal - no, they have to list the quantity of useful product we are buying, not the theoretical maximum that the box could possibly contain. why are beer companies allowed to get away with this deceptive practice??? when i buy a 12 oz bottle of beer, i demand 12 oz of actual beer!
alternately, one could say that the beer companies are charging us for the headspace. lightly pressurized CO2? they expect us to pay for that? really?!? if that is part of the offering, why isn't it listed on the label? "Contents: 11.5 fl oz of beer, and 0.5 fl oz of Carbon Dioxide @ 2.3 volumes" would be truthful, but Big Beer has the regulators in their back pocket.
some people might say "eh, a half ounce - who cares?". well, kind sir, if you've drunk the amount of beer that i have, all those half-oz add up to a lot. A HELL OF A LOT.
i, for one, will not stand for this. henceforth, i shall protest this injustice by only brewing my own beer, depriving these scoundrels of my hard-earned money. and i shall fill my bottle all the way to the top, obviously!!!
RISE UP! :rockin:
looking at a bottle of beer upon which it was written "12 oz", i noted the headspace in the full bottle and asked myself:
a) are there 12 oz of beer in a 12.5 oz bottle, or
b) is it 11.5 oz of beer in a 12 oz bottle?
to find out, i filled an empty bottle to the brim with water, then poured the contents into a measuring cup... it was 12 oz on the dot.
THAT MEANS THE BEER COMPANIES HAVE BEEN LYING TO US. they haven't been selling us 12 oz of beer as printed on the bottles, they've been selling us 12 oz containers. well, you don't see cereal makers claiming to sell us 1 cubic foot of cereal - no, they have to list the quantity of useful product we are buying, not the theoretical maximum that the box could possibly contain. why are beer companies allowed to get away with this deceptive practice??? when i buy a 12 oz bottle of beer, i demand 12 oz of actual beer!
alternately, one could say that the beer companies are charging us for the headspace. lightly pressurized CO2? they expect us to pay for that? really?!? if that is part of the offering, why isn't it listed on the label? "Contents: 11.5 fl oz of beer, and 0.5 fl oz of Carbon Dioxide @ 2.3 volumes" would be truthful, but Big Beer has the regulators in their back pocket.
some people might say "eh, a half ounce - who cares?". well, kind sir, if you've drunk the amount of beer that i have, all those half-oz add up to a lot. A HELL OF A LOT.
i, for one, will not stand for this. henceforth, i shall protest this injustice by only brewing my own beer, depriving these scoundrels of my hard-earned money. and i shall fill my bottle all the way to the top, obviously!!!
RISE UP! :rockin: