The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

Its better than how he fcking usually shows up at my house randomly... In a fcking neon spandex t-shirt and shorts on his freakin bike.

Trust me... There ain't enough eye-bleach for a image like that.


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[Melana]

pink neon?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Its better than how he fcking usually shows up at my house randomly... In a fcking neon spandex t-shirt and shorts on his freakin bike.

Trust me... There ain't enough eye-bleach for a image like that.


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come on, we all know his fat arse isint doing the 30 mile rountrip just to swing by and say hello.

 

[Melana]

come on, we all know his fat arse isint doing the 30 mile rountrip just to swing by and say hello.

He might be fat and old but i bet he'd be able to put up more miles than you... just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

The word is shudder. Shutters are things you put on your windows to protect them...

Ok you might be right after all.


And I look killah in bike shorts.

 

[revelation]

Killah like Medusa or killah like cool?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Neon spandex? Are you sure he wasn't wearing one of those triathlon spandex bikinis and it just wasn't a blood flow problem?

 

[Melana]

What about the pink neon spandex girls volleyball uniforms? Paul would SO rock that look.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me and my nephew. I'm the one on the right. (Just in case you couldn't tell me from the 25 year old guy)

Farkin' A, I'm a good lookin' SOB, especial in neon spandex!

 

[revelation]

The guy behind you is shielding his eyes from the glare, so yea, that is serious neon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's not the outfit you've shown up at my place in.... the shirt was about four sizes smaller and you were about eight sizes larger. Passing cars could count your fcking belly pubes through that fcking thing.

and by the way... I don't know when that picture was taken time-wise but that was about 80 pounds ago.

 

[MoldMan]

So wait..... What your telling us is that his moobs are bigger? Talk about needing some eye bleach.

 

[paulthenurse]

You shouldn't be such a hater, it's bad for the karma

 

[Cape Brewing]

Floor ordered... BOOM.

i know everyone was on the edge of their seat waiting for conformation that it had been ordered so I wanted to let everyone know asap.

Everyone can sleep tonight now.

 

[Melana]

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Me and my nephew. I'm the one on the right. (Just in case you couldn't tell me from the 25 year old guy)

Farkin' A, I'm a good lookin' SOB, especial in neon spandex!

Looks a bit nippy...

 

[Melana]

Floor ordered... BOOM.

i know everyone was on the edge of their seat waiting for conformation that it had been ordered so I wanted to let everyone know asap.

Everyone can sleep tonight now.

What did you go with?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What did you go with?

The "antique pine". We figured it is going to be relatively dark in that room and we didn't want to go too dark on the floor. I think it'll look nice.

All plumbing stuff was ordered today as well... Three different sinks, faucets, etc.

We're cranking through this stuff so far (knock on wood).

I found a place in Westport we think we can get the bartop from... They are a steel surplus place and we might go with a steel plate bar top (likely encased in epoxy) on top of a stone bar base.

Yoga pants should be aplenty


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[Cape Brewing]

..., we figured a bar top like that would be a bar top... that we put our own spin on.


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[Melana]

Machined finish? http://www.fpmmetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/stainless_wainsc1-295x150.jpg

 

[Joos]

God damn I want to go cod fishing!!!!
Cape, are you guys gonna be around tomorrow night?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Machined finish? ]

Nooooo. Exact opposite

And yes we will Joos




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[bluemoose]

Diamond plating?

 

[paulthenurse]

Farkin'A!!!!!!!!! Should we invite a few figure skaters and maybe a future 7th round draft pick to visit this thread and participate in the discussion about plumbing fixtures? Christ, I'm all a twitter anticipating the talk about window treatments. Farkin' A. I can hardly wait!!!

Josh, PM me. You DESERVE this day. God knows you've earned it. You're coming. End of discussion.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think you ought to go with the mauve, Brian. The fuchsia would clash and totally disrupt the theme.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Ignoring you)


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[paulthenurse]

No you're not.

 

[Melana]

Come on Paul... Mauve is a girly color. Cape mentioned wood floors and steel... two things i have an interest in.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're very different from most woman. (Said in a totally flat, neutral tone, with no inflection or intonation that would in any way give some indication of exactly what that might mean...)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea M. Give Cape a woman's perspective. I think the only way of pulling in yoga pants is not with steel bar tops or pine floors. He's gotta go to the dark side and spend some $$ on bling. SS conicals.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape hates metal conicals. Weirdo.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

 

[the_bird]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

 

[Yooper]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

I know that you LOVE the two women luge, though.

 

[bob1852]

Single female luge.....

The German's camel toe was fairly impressive last night.

 

[the_bird]

I know that you LOVE the two women luge, though.

aka, "the reverse scissoring".

 

[paulthenurse]

Two woman luge is a legitimate sport. How does the woman on top stay on without a secure attachment?

 

[Melana]

Yea M. Give Cape a woman's perspective. I think the only way of pulling in yoga pants is not with steel bar tops or pine floors. He's gotta go to the dark side and spend some $$ on bling. SS conicals.

it all comes down to the size of your... fermentation vessels.

 

[Melana]

You're very different from most woman. (Said in a totally flat, neutral tone, with no inflection or intonation that would in any way give some indication of exactly what that might mean...)

um, thanks? is that good or bad it's hard to tell with no inflection or intonation.

 

[Yooper]

um, thanks? is that good or bad it's hard to tell with no inflection or intonation.

Take it as a compliment, as you didn't see him leer and smile suggestively either.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Two woman luge is a legitimate sport. How does the woman on top stay on without a secure attachment?

There could be improvements. Maybe they'd be more secure and aerodynamic if one rotated positions, flipped over and each one grabbed the others ankles. Just thinking while working.....