Dear O-Rings for Pump Flange Seals
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Just bent a pipe flange trying to compress the o-ring
Dear Best part of my job is getting paid to build my Rolodex.
I used that word "Rolodex" the other day at work and got a blank look
from all
Sincerely
thought I was old
Dear Heavy Handed Wrench Slinger,
Holy floccin' flocc! are you talking about the steel seating rings? how heavy was the flange? less than a 150?
Sincerely,
Buying That Guy 900 Series Flanges. Maybe Even 1200.
Dear Period,
Your late, and we're worried sick about you!
Sincerely,
Contraception should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Dear Head and Liver,
Do not be too hard on me tomorrow. S'my birthday today and I want to be able to celebrate since odds of me getting a grilled cheese sammich today are hovering around 0.
Sincerely,
Drunkle wants to party
Dear Drunk Uncle,
Happy Earth Day. Mine was Monday and didn't get to do a thing. Hope yours is more eventful.
Sincerely,
Guy with boring friends
Dear Drunkle wants to party,
Happy Birthday and Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Looking for an excuse to party!
Dear Looking for an excuse to party!.
Do you really need an excuse?
Sincerely,
The party never has to stop
Dear 3PM Friday Wall of Boredom,
Check with your SWMBO about that.
Sincerely,
Got my Cork Soaked earlier.
Dear CNN,
No decision yet from the grand jury in Ferguson. We got that....
Any chance we could move on?
Sincerely,
News junkies everywhere
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