Sleep Talking Man

[babalu87]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

You're welcome

 

[WIP]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

You're welcome

I am a sleep walker/talker, my wife is a Writer and constantly laughing at me. This could get good.

 

[Doc Robinson]

That is the least entertaining thing I've read in a LONG while...and I spend my days reading tax code.

 

[JohnnyO]

I thought it was pretty amusing.

 

[Revvy]

I saw a piece about it on tv the other night, some of the stuff he says is pretty bizarrely humorous, it sounds like he has a vivid dream life.

"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty ****er."

"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"


"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"



"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"We haven't got a plank. Just ****ing jump."

Man if doc thinks tax code is more exciting, he must be doing the books for mobsters or something.

 

[wolfstar]

DuDe needs to get some ass....

If my wife stayed up all night listening to my dreams talking...she needs something to put her to sleep....

hew needs Viagra...She neeeds foreplay

 

[Scooterkdavis]

[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

hillarious