cujocon
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Pretty funny though.
Pretty funny though.
Rough dig at homebrewers...
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I'm a pot bellied white dude with maybe a 18" beard. I really enjoy a good frisking too. I am for this.
I don't have a beard.
JoshuaW
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Dude, Im so sorry. Your beer must be terrible.
1977Brewer
Free Dan Hess.
I have more of a pan belly, and my beard is kept short for proffessional reasons. Other than that, I totally identify.
MarshmallowBlue
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Harmless Homebrewers! Don't they know we can make people go blind by sharing our Methenol loaded home brews?. #NoRespect
Ok, I've got a pot bellie & a beard, but it's like Sean Connery in, " The Man Who Would Be King"...& I cut my hair short as well. 
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I can't grow a good beard. I should just quit brewing.
smizak
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That was kinda funny actually.
I just grew a beard for the first time in my life, 38 yrs old.
Gotta say I'm enjoying my natural state of man. I'm sure it will help my beer. That and the bomb a$$ 16 gallon all-stainless whirlpooling kettle I just put together.....:rockin:
I just grew a beard for the first time in my life, 38 yrs old.
Gotta say I'm enjoying my natural state of man. I'm sure it will help my beer. That and the bomb a$$ 16 gallon all-stainless whirlpooling kettle I just put together.....:rockin:
I grow a really ****ty beard. So ****ty that I am forced to shave. At 32, I've come to accept this.
And yes, my beer quality suffers as a result.
And yes, my beer quality suffers as a result.
I'm not harmless either.
NCSU_Brewer
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As a clean-cut black man, I feel I should be offended...
♫ ♪ Get your burning running
Mash in at 150
Waiting for conversion
Then the sparge gets underway
Yeah darlin' gonna make some lager
Pitch some yeast and let it fermentate
Bottle all of that beer at once
And then sit on my hands and wait
Born to brew Mild! ♪ ♫
Mash in at 150
Waiting for conversion
Then the sparge gets underway
Yeah darlin' gonna make some lager
Pitch some yeast and let it fermentate
Bottle all of that beer at once
And then sit on my hands and wait
Born to brew Mild! ♪ ♫
hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
We hold our paddles closer,
as we shift to overdrive.
and everything goes bubbling by,
with every nerve alive.
We brew so fast,
it seems as though
we've taken to the sky,
our brewin' machines in harmony,
we here the FV's cry...
I'm your brewin' lova,
tell me there's no other! :rockin:
as we shift to overdrive.
and everything goes bubbling by,
with every nerve alive.
We brew so fast,
it seems as though
we've taken to the sky,
our brewin' machines in harmony,
we here the FV's cry...
I'm your brewin' lova,
tell me there's no other! :rockin:
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
I've always had a beard since I discovered it one morning, so many several years ago I decided to see what my face looked like without telling the wife first. She comes home and see's someone mowing the lawn and thinks "That lazy A$$hole has hired someone to mow the lawn!" Well that someone was a clean shaven me. Of course I immediately grew it back to keep peace in the family 
Beards are gross. I'm not a fan.
Thankfully, I don't have to be!
Thankfully, I don't have to be!
Guess I'll have to get a new pic of me with my new haircut, beard trimmed & my new summer shirt from Bangladesh?
pointcity-homebrew
Crafting openers 1 at a time
I have a bread, now. It has nothing to do with home brewing, I am lazy, hate to shave, and can pull off a beard with a bald head.
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
So, how much eye-contact does it take to turn a simple frisking into something... y'know, really special?
Nvrmnd.
Marc77
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Make sure to treat your bread right.
Now that I've grown a beard I feel that my beer quality will improve. I may have to forgo setting my brewery up and just make do with what I have.
pointcity-homebrew
Crafting openers 1 at a time
My wife pokes fun at me for having so many "products".
renegade
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I have a goatee, does that count?
So, how much eye-contact does it take to turn a simple frisking into something... y'know, really special?
Nvrmnd.
When receiving a good frisking, I mean a really good frisking, I like to just lay back and let it happen.
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
Is it a goatee, or a Van Dyke?
Goatee = hair ONLY on the chin.
Van Dyke = Moustache connected to hair on chin.
Scott Ian from Anthrax rocks a goatee. Most men that have a Van Dyke (like myself) think it's a goatee.
renegade
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It's actually a Van Dyke, I only say goatee because most people have no clue what a Van Dyke is.
Is it a goatee, or a Van Dyke?
Goatee = hair ONLY on the chin.
Van Dyke = Moustache connected to hair on chin.
Scott Ian from Anthrax rocks a goatee. Most men that have a Van Dyke (like myself) think it's a goatee.
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
heh - apparently, neither does Google. I just image-searched for example pics, and 99% of the pics were Van Dykes.
WE NEED TO TAKE OUR BEARDS BACK! WE ARE NOT SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY-DOO!
Then again, it seems most people would rather write out "would of" and "should of" than the correct "would have" and "should have", so I guess it is no surprise that "goatee" means any sort of beard. Google even has a picture of a man with a full beard in their image search for goatee.
*sigh*
FTR (and people who don't already know) - this is Scott Ian, rocking his goatee.
This is me, with 3-day stubble surrounding my Van Dyke.
renegade
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Van Dykes Represent!
That's me by the way
That's me by the way
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
Well then keep your bald head away from beard, I don't won't my beard pulled off!
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
Edit: Double post from phone app.
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
Screw this phone app!!!!!!!!
:rockin: Best Judas Priest song ever.
Facial hair and pot bellies are for sissies.
Natdavis777
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I lack a beard and a pot belly... No wonder people dont drink my beer...
arturo7
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I don't shave on brew day. Does that count?
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