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tknice

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Let's say you're in prison but this particular prison serves beer. They allow inmates to choose 30% worth of alcohol per week.

Do you pick a session ale for one beer every day of the week?

Maybe a kickass 10% imperial three times a week!

Something else?

Hmmmm...
 
Umm...if you have a six pack of 5% ABV beer, the net alcohol content is still 5%. So, I would choose brandy over beer if I were allowed 30%...and I would drink a lot of it just to spite the rule.

Just sayin'. :D
 
I'll be the first to actually answer your question...

2 120 minute ipa's! That might be a bit over the limit, but hey I'd be making good use of tax payers dollars
 
Whatever the guy who is threatening me wants followed by whatever the guy I'm paying with beer to beat up that guy wants.

I'm in prison and I know my priorities.
 
I'll be the first to actually answer your question...

2 120 minute ipa's! That might be a bit over the limit, but hey I'd be making good use of tax payers dollars

thank you for taking it seriously lol!! I would go with 2 120 minutes as well!

Whatever the guy who is threatening me wants followed by whatever the guy I'm paying with beer to beat up that guy wants.

I'm in prison and I know my priorities.
hahaha :D
 
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