Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Best defense of all time!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Best defense of all time!

Finally!!! You’re seeing the light!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Finally play a decent team and get blown out...

 

[catdaddy66]

looks like Miami lost it's position for the upcoming draft. they can't even succeed at losing

I said this to a friend earlier today... Sigh.

 

[Imhoppy]

Can't be, he isn't dressed as Tom Brady.

True.

 

[bob1852]

Finally!!! You’re seeing the light!

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Don't forget the 38 dudes yer mom gave it up to in '76.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't forget the 38 dudes yer mom gave it up to in '76.

Easy man... I’m still reeling from a photoshopped pic of Brady... wearing a dress!

How does someone even think of something that diabolical? It’s messing with my mind so much!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well now there’s a guy who thinks “Seachickens” is clever or somehow funny... this is place has gone downhill. New recruits are all busts

 

[day_trippr]

True, Seachickens is so passe when one considers the rich bounty of alternatives

 

[Kent88]

Nah, Seachickens is freaking hilarious.

 

[bluemoose]

Well now there’s a guy who thinks “Seachickens” is clever or somehow funny... this is place has gone downhill. New recruits are all busts

Hey you kids, get off my lawn!

 

[Rodent]

given that they play in Klink Field, maybe it's come time to switch from Seachickens to Seahacks or Seahags

Russel Wilson loses sleep wishing he could make that dress look so good

 

[Kent88]

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first five.

You can't go undefeated if you lose your ninth game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

True... but you can still win a 7th Super Bowl and make the rest of the league ya btchi.

 

[motobrewer]

pats blow. brady blows.

cape brewing blows.

 

[day_trippr]

Hey! Look who's back from rehab!

 

[Kent88]

I feel like moto might be an alter ego of cape himself that he uses when he looks in a mirror and thinks "wow, maybe I'm just too much of a patriots homer" and he feels some strange need to balance himself out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

pats blow. brady blows.

cape brewing blows.

You forgot yer mom

 

[Kent88]

oh, snap!

 

[jlinz]

True... but you can still win a 7th Super Bowl and make the rest of the league ya btchi.

How are they going to win a superbowl when they can’t stop running backs? Even old Gore put up one hundred.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey! Look who's back from rehab!

Rehab is for quitters.

 

[Robert65]

Progressive Insurance needs to edit their ad copy more carefully.

 

[Cape Brewing]

pats blow. brady blows.

cape brewing blows.

Look who finally took a break from passing out truck stop handies long enough to pipe up.

 

[jlinz]

Progressive Insurance needs to edit their ad copy more carefully. View attachment 651460

[emoji849] emoji for rolling my eyes...
He’ll get better.

 

[day_trippr]

Never a bad day when Rivers loses
There must be at least two dozen QBs riding the pine in the NFL that can throw better than him.
I see an unconditional release in his future...

 

[paulthenurse]

This beluga whale is a far better receiver than anyone on the Jets roster.

 

[day_trippr]

I reckon we won't be hearing from the rabid 'Bama fan this year

 

[bob1852]

*it's

 

[user 574]

Tide rolled

 

[brewbama]

Ouch. Definitely gonna leave a mark.

 

[paulthenurse]

Takin’ it like a man.

You might consider beachfront property in Zihuatenejo Mexico.

 

[day_trippr]

So maybe putting the entire team fortune on a 3rd year QB isn't the answer.

*it's

Ok, Spanky, if I ever find the person that created that meme I'll be sure to let them know.

 

[Kent88]

Huh, don't often see minnesota win an entertaining primetime game.

For all the talk Zeke gets, that Cook dude had a lot better night.

 

[brewbama]

From a lifelong Cowboys fan: Zeke isn’t worth the price they paid. He might be the highest paid but he’s not the highest producer. Last night was evidence.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This beluga whale is a far better receiver than anyone on the Jets roster.

You who’s a great receiver? Yer mom

 

[Kent88]

Oh, snap!

 

[paulthenurse]

You who’s a great receiver? Yer mom

Funny you should mention that. She said you only had a dink and dunk game and couldn’t go long if your life depended on it.

 

[bob1852]

Funny you should mention that. She said you only had a dink and dunk game and couldn’t go long if your life depended on it.

Yer mom is Tom Brady?

 

[HoppyDaze]

What’s the point in playing if the refs are just going to give the game to SF. NFL is awful

 

[bluemoose]

Pretty bad already, nice to have booger dropping some knowledge.