Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Is Russell Wilson still a virgin?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... only with women.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

real mature

 

[Kent88]

That was bad and in poor taste, but Hoppy, I am pretty sure if someone made that joke at Bortles (edit note, originally "Bottles") expense you would've laughed your butt off.

 

[bob1852]

That was bad and in poor taste, but Hoppy, I am pretty sure if someone made that joke at Bottles expense you would've laughed your butt off.

Who da fuq is Bottles?

 

[Andrew Hodgson]

I mean Russell does have a hot wife it cannot be denied.

 

[day_trippr]

A beard.
You know - like Rodgers keeps handy...

 

[Andrew Hodgson]

You walked me into this...she could keep my face warm anytime.

 

[Craigmn]

The raiders aren’t even going for rebuilding year at this point

 

[HoppyDaze]

Imagine if Wilson had an OL

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... or didn’t suck

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.... or had a RB that could at least punch it in from the 1 yd line.

 

[BamaProud]

Football is back!
One down 14 to go.

Roll Tide!

 

[brewbama]

Roll Tide!

 

[Cape Brewing]

College football sucks. Bama sucks

 

[day_trippr]

Doesn't the NFL farm system have its own thread?

 

[bluemoose]

Imagine if Wilson had an OL
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Imagine if Brady had receivers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Imagine if Wilson had an OL

Or had ahead coach with an IQ higher than a banana.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus... when’s the last time someone said “Blake Bortles”?

That always makes me giggle

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Or had ahead coach with an IQ higher than a banana.

"It's a great play unless something horribly goes wrong. It's called Halo" -Banana

 

[rhags138]

Since this is relative to HBT and this thread...

 

[user 574]

Bad JuJu for Eagles with the coming storm. I'm thinking 6-10

 

[bob1852]

Since this is relative to HBT and this thread...View attachment 586963

It's not relevant to HBT or this thread.

 

[Rodent]

I know, we've only had the preseason so far ... but still, just sayin'

Preseason 2018 total points:

Seattle - 70
Browns - 77

 

[day_trippr]

I'm actually not ready for some football

 

[Kent88]

I'd be on board with what you're sayin' there, Rodent, but I found out recently that Gregg Williams is the defensive coordinator of the browns. I was actually feeling a bit sympathetic towards the browns, but now I hope that their defense gives up 60 points a game until GW gets fired. That man should never have been allowed within a mile of any football field, I don't care if it is his hypothetical son's pop-warner game, much less back in an NFL coaching role after they found out what he did.

 

[Cape Brewing]

God the NFC sucks.

 

[bluemoose]

Stay classy Eagles fans!

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/9/6/1...-super-bowl-champs-30-minutes-into-the-season

 

[mullet6577]

Stay classy Eagles fans!

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/9/6/1...-super-bowl-champs-30-minutes-into-the-season

I'll at least give them a little credit for booing Collinsworth

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'd be on board with what you're sayin' there, Rodent, but I found out recently that Gregg Williams is the defensive coordinator of the browns. I was actually feeling a bit sympathetic towards the browns, but now I hope that their defense gives up 60 points a game until GW gets fired. That man should never have been allowed within a mile of any football field, I don't care if it is his hypothetical son's pop-warner game, much less back in an NFL coaching role after they found out what he did.

who are you talking to?

 

[Kent88]

Randy Ambrosie

 

[day_trippr]

Been a long time since the Pats have had a rebuilding year. Should be interesting...

 

[paulthenurse]

Fumble recovery fifth play of the game is a good start

 

[paulthenurse]

Gronk should be on Dancing with the Stars.

 

[BamaProud]

Two Down 13 to go

Roll Tide!

 

[paulthenurse]

If we ignore him he’ll go away

 

[Soulshine2]

not much of a pro -football guy here ,overpaid whiny babies .
BUT, I will say this.... ROLL TIDE !
But please, continue on with your normal discussion on this topic.

 

[day_trippr]

Bama: the virus that keeps on giving

Meanwhile, back where it actually matters, Pats got off to a respectable season start, though I predict more conditioning drills (read: wind sprints) for the D-line as they were looking a bit gassed when the Texans went no-huddle...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why the eff don’t I bet on games!?! Every team I thought would win, won. All the teams I thought are gonna suck this year and lose.... lost.

It would be like printing money

 

[WI_Wino]

Yawn, just another routine packer win.