Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

It's irrelevant whether the Pats win the 1 seed or not. Whether New England is successful this postseason has 100% to do with whether the defense comes together and 0% to do with where the games are played. We've **** the bed at home, but I also believe that if the team is playing up to its full capabilities (on both ends), we could be playing in Baltimore, or Pitt, and it wouldn't matter.

 

[dataz722]

Ehhh... ok... how do you expect them to lose that?

They don't own it. Baltimore does. Even in Houston, NE, Pitt, and Baltimore all win out Baltimore will have the 1 seed.

mehh... yeah, now that I'm lookin' at it, Baltimore's remaining schedule is almost pathetic as the Pats.

Ravens: Indy, Cleveland, San Diego, Cincy

Pats: Redskins, Denvers, Miami, Buffalo

Yeah, I am slightly worried about cincy though since it is in cincy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

ahhh... cause the Pats still play the Skins as one of the final four... gotcha.

Mehhh... not worried about it. Ravens blow. They'll gag a game or two up over the final four.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dataz... lemme know if you want in on my sweet "piece of paper for $100" special I'm running. I'll make one up in purple camo for you.

 

[dataz722]

They'll gag a game or two up over the final four.

Sadly, that is probably true.

Dataz... lemme know if you want in on my sweet "piece of paper for $100" special I'm running. I'll make one up in purple camo for you.

It is going to take me a couple days to scrounge it up. Hopefully supplies don't run out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It is going to take me a couple days to scrounge it up.

Pfft... just short-change one of your bookies. Whatta they gonna do?? RE-break your legs??

 

[dataz722]

Pfft... just short-change one of your bookies. Whatta they gonna do?? RE-break your legs??

My knee is finally starting to get better. I can't piss them off again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I would hold onto them... it's just a matter of time...

 

[Zamial]

Yep here to talk a little trash... The Pack is still undefeated. Remember you can't be undefeated unless you win the 1st game!

anyways... A friend of mine has turned "The game" into a drinking game. Everytime an anouncer says/uses the term "man coverage" have a drink!

 

[Airborneguy]

Well, my ownership era is not stating off too great. I came home from work to a SECOND confirmation email from the Packers. Looks like the issues with the website earlier this morning led to two orders going in for me. I closed out the first one because it wasn't going through, without confirming the order, so I figured that was enough. Any of you guys get a second confirmation email?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... you're telling me you might own TWO pieces of paper?!?

Well exxxxxxxcuse us Mr.....

 

[Airborneguy]

Yeah looks like I get to raise two hands during the shareholders' meeting!

 

[user 574]

Only one email. Must have been you early birds that were bogging down the server, impatiently clicking away!

I'd think they'd be able to credit you if you send them an email or call.

 

[Airborneguy]

Found the number on the site, I guess I'll call tomorrow to figure it out. No big deal. I'm actually considering keeping it and changing the name to my daughter's.

 

[the_bird]

P'shaw. Bought stock and now you're refusing to make goood by settlement day. Your account's gonna be restricted.

 

[Airborneguy]

Why would I do that? These are a no-brainer investment.

 

[motobrewer]

i wonder how many people buying shares are season ticketholders?

what was it, 8 years ago now that they imposed the ticket tax? pay $stupid or lose your season tickets? if i remember it was many multiples of $250.

how come we don't get to buy "shareowner" packer sweatshirts?

 

[user 574]

You can buy this for the shareholder meeting.

Low, low price of $359. Friggen worse than pricey Harley garb.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Found the number on the site, I guess I'll call tomorrow to figure it out. No big deal. I'm actually considering keeping it and changing the name to my daughter's.

You could gift one to me. Put it in the Pay It Forward thread and I will claim it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Airborne sounds like a Wall Street Fat Cat to me... Hogging all of the control for himself and cheating the common fans out of the benefits of Packer fandom

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Cape, the Occupy Wall Street thread is in the Debate forum.......

 

[motobrewer]

eh, cape doesn't really do too well in threads with actual debate. or actual knowledge of the issue.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lol!!!

 

[Airborneguy]

Wait till you see the loan packages I'm going to offer once I start getting my dividends.

 

[Dwain]

"a$$-trumpet"... c'mon... that's funny.

YEAH, That is funny.

 

[the_bird]

The Houston Texans did it.

I didn't think they would. Thought his career was over.

The Houston Texans brought a 40-some year old QB out of retirement, guy who hasn't played all year.

HOUSTON (AP)—Jeff Garcia(notes) has signed with the Houston Texans on Wednesday, and will be their No. 3 quarterback behind rookie T.J. Yates(notes) and Jake Delhomme(notes).

The 41-year-old Garcia had individual workouts in Houston following injuries to both Matt Schaub(notes) and Matt Leinart(notes). Houston signed Delhomme last week to back up Yates, who completed 12 of 25 passes for 188 yards and a touchdown in a 17-10 win over Atlanta.

Houston (9-3) plays at Cincinnati (7-5) on Sunday, and can clinch the AFC South with a victory and a Tennessee loss.

I've said it before, I think Jeff Garcia's one of the most underrated players of the past twenty years. Smart player. Decent arm. 2-1 career TD/interception ratio. Completed 62% of his passes. Tough player. Athletic. Never made a lot of mistakes out there. He was a very good QB for San Fran before they drafted Alex Smith, and pretty good in Tampa. Certainly not a Hall of Famer, but I'm bringing him out of retirement and trusting him to not **** anything up before I'm bringing in ******* Brett Favre.

 

[user 574]

Heard that on garcia and I made the positive hmmm sound. I always liked him as well.

41? time flies!

 

[the_bird]

Interestingly (or not), a friend of one of my best friends is dating Jeff Garcia's sister. They were just in town last week.

 

[user 574]

Here is Garcias biggest play (wife) of his career.

But it's just a front, since T.O. said he was gay

 

[the_bird]

I think he's overcompensating.

I honestly would not be surprised if he comes out in three or four years, when his career is done. TO could be right. And I really don't care.

Thing is, it would connect a lot of dots about why they seemed to run him out of town in San Fran (although there's a bit of an irony there). It would explain why a guy who was always a very good QB seemed to have so much trouble finding a gig, why he never seemed to be a player that teams were all that comfortable with.

And, yeah, I think he's got a Playboy centerfold for a beard.

 

[the_bird]

Ok, back to the Packers' "stock sale."

Did y'all read the fine print?

The NFL Rules prohibit conduct by shareholders of NFL member clubs that is detrimental to the NFL, including [...] publicly criticizing any NFL member club or its management, employees.

If the Commissioner of the NFL (the "Commissioner") decides that a shareholder of an NFL member club has been guilty of conduct detrimental to the welfare of the NFL then, among other things, the Commissioner has the authority to fine such shareholder in an amount not in excess of $500,000 and/or require such shareholder to sell his or her stock. In addition, if the Commissioner determines that a shareholder has bet on the outcome or score of any game played in the NFL, among other things, then the Commissioner may fine such shareholder in an amount not in excess of $5,000 and/or require such shareholder to sell his or her stock.

You ****ers better start playing nice or I'm telling Roger Goodell. And for Dataz, it's a real good thing this wasn't the Ravens.

 

[user 574]

LOL. I saw the betting thing as I breezed through the prospectus that "you must read" before purchase. I did think of dataz.

I've been criticizing Favre since probably 2006. But think I'm safe there, 1/2 the stockholders would have to sell if they rounded us all up.

As for Garcia, hot chicks love hanging around with gay guys. They're safe. I too, could care less.

 

[Airborneguy]

Interestingly (or not), a friend of one of my best friends is dating Jeff Garcia's sister. They were just in town last week.

Ah, big deal, pffft. Steven Gregory of Chargers fifth DB fame gave me zone defense pointers last week. On a serious note, my friend from work is his best friend. Fu$ker gets to go to like 5 games a year for free!

 

[the_bird]

Whether he IS gay or not, over his career Jeff Garcia has gotten the shaft.

 

[McBrewskie]

My Niners have clinched the division so suck it!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Here is Garcias biggest play (wife) of his career.

But it's just a front, since T.O. said he was gay

Holy crap! I'd let T.O. say I was gay to be hooked up with that!!!!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

My Niners have clinched the division so suck it!

YOUR Niners???? May I see your ownership papers, please.........

 

[McBrewskie]

YOUR Niners???? May I see your ownership papers, please.........

 

[user 574]

Interesting stat I heard on ESPN last night. No team has ever won the Superbowl who allows as many yards per game passing as the Packers do: 292 ypg, 31st rank. And Patriots are: 310 ypg, 32nd rank. I may be wrong on it being passing, could be total yards.

Didn't bother looking for this in writing and I am in need of lunch .

 

[olllllo]

Interesting stat I heard on ESPN last night. No team has ever won the Superbowl who allows as many yards per game passing as the Packers do: 292 ypg, 31st rank. And Patriots are: 310 ypg, 32nd rank. I may be wrong on it being passing, could be total yards.

Didn't bother looking for this in writing and I am in need of lunch .

Stat:
No team has ever won Super Bowl XLVI.