CreamyGoodness
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You better get your math straight before July 1st!
The first 5 years were freebies
You better get your math straight before July 1st!
You better get your math straight before July 1st!
.how is it I'M the single one?
HoppyDaze said:It's probably your face....do you have a stupid face?
I've followed the entire thread so far, but what I can't figure out after reading the last 5 or so pages is.....how is it I'M the single one?
dkwolf said:I've followed the entire thread so far, but what I can't figure out after reading the last 5 or so pages is.....how is it I'M the single one?
Well my now ex-"SWMBO" destroyed all of my bottled homebrew, including competition winners and a barley wine that had been again for around a year and a half (and it was soooo good at this point, sigh).
Granted, I broke up with her and she did that afterward. But still: "Hell hath no fury...."
Just be good natured about your jokes, guys. There've been enough fallen bottles of homebrew this month.
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Damn bro, thats cold. Of course, I have heard worse, but its still cold.
Well my now ex-"SWMBO" destroyed all of my bottled homebrew, including competition winners and a barley wine that had been again for around a year and a half (and it was soooo good at this point, sigh).
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... ^^ now I need to go back and read through 200+ posts and figure out what the **** you did....
I learned @ an early age to stay away from women.
HA! Worst thing I have ever said to an ex "this relationship makes homosexuality look like a plausible alternative".
Thing is she thought so too... she's married to a woman. Womp Whaaaa
HA! Worst thing I have ever said to an ex "this relationship makes homosexuality look like a plausible alternative".
Originally Posted by Whsoj
I learned @ an early age to stay away from women.
Fixed that for ya.
No offense, ladies.
(And she's not even from here anyway.)
I learned @ an early age to stay away from women that are from South Carolina, Debutante's & especially College of Charleston. Never forget the Charleston cadets!
And for getting out of that situation, I was rewarded with having all of my homebrew destroyed because she knew that would cut deep. Nice girl, yeah? Two years and that was my reward.
Man is this thread hilarious!
Favorite prank is the cling wrap on the toilet seat.
Last but not least- going for walks together and pushing her into shrubs hehe. 13 yrs later, it still doesn't get old!
Eh, we all know you've been swinging in that direction anyway.CreamyGoodness said:HA! Worst thing I have ever said to an ex "this relationship makes homosexuality look like a plausible alternative".
Sick dude, just sick.the_bird said:If you think about it, it's all buttsex and blowjobs. Just make sure you're pitching.
paulster2626 said:Did she at least rinse the bottles and dry them out for you?
That's what my wife does, might as well heap it onCreamyGoodness said:Hey bomber if you werent frigging huge and far away Id... Id... probably still laugh.
Go with a transplanted MUSC grad instead! Can you say "sugar momma"? Haha
Whsoj said:Married to a doctor ehe? Put her pager/cellphone out in the hallway when you go to bed, tape saran-wrap to the doorway and coat it in maple syrup then call the phone/pager.
And since he's married to a doctor he can afford to spread a pint of maple syrup out for a prank
Yeah. I can honestly and truthfully say that nothing I ever did warranted that response. The relationship just wasn't working anymore and I didn't think it was going to work again since the problems were long standing, so I ended it.
So yeah, that was cold. But colder yet was the fact that she made sure I couldn't say a goodbye to "our" two dogs (they were hers, but after two years they were mine too). Kind of a long story, and I've found some other destroyed possessions since then, but it's not worth the retelling.
Jokes is jokes, but don't cross that line, fellas.
That's not a bad idea haha. Syrup dripping on the hardwood floors would not be good though!Married to a doctor ehe? Put her pager/cellphone out in the hallway when you go to bed, tape saran-wrap to the doorway and coat it in maple syrup then call the phone/pager.
HoppyDaze said:^ creepy in real life too
Had a friend jerk off and put it in his ex's toothpaste tube. She let her friends and the movers drink all his brew while he was on the road. (we did Rubber Extruded Press installs)
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