I sit once a day and stand the rest, and lean when I'm drunk....nothing else matters off the next venture
ego aside i see no benefits to standing when peeing, been sitting for 3 years now.
no mess and more comfort. besides my piss always streamed out like a 5 headed hydra puking. #dickissues
oh yea, feet prompted up when pooping. winning.
Nothing like making a deuce like a king
Why do so many have trouble peeing at night? If it's that big of a problem, just put a motion activated night light in your bathroom. Or an IllumniBowl.
It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?
It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.
So I'd say tuck and roll off the toilet, don't stand straight up.
her day starts when yours ends.
It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.
So I'd say tuck and roll off the toilet, don't stand straight up.
Wow. Until I read this thread I would never have imagined that any male that did not have a physical problem would sit to pee in any instance other than when he had to take a dump.
No shame in it at all.
ALL men need to learn how to pee sitting down. When you are 90+, ill, and weak as a kitten, you are not standing to pee while in the hospital. So many elderly men that barely can hold themselves in a sitting position insist on trying to stand to urinate. I know patient satisfaction is important, but if it will take three nurses and/aides to help the standing to keep a person from crumpling to the floor, then it is the urinal or sitting on a commode, no standing . I am not having a person fall on my watch, because that often means broken bones at that age. SAFETY!
When I am too old to stand to take a leak, I will sit. Until then, I will stand
Seriously... how has this thread hit 266+ posts?
ALL men need to learn how to pee sitting down. When you are 90+, ill, and weak as a kitten, you are not standing to pee while in the hospital. So many elderly men that barely can hold themselves in a sitting position insist on trying to stand to urinate. I know patient satisfaction is important, but if it will take three nurses and/aides to help the standing to keep a person from crumpling to the floor, then it is the urinal or sitting on a commode, no standing . I am not having a person fall on my watch, because that often means broken bones at that age. SAFETY!
271 (now 272) posts
Really?
On a brewing / food message board?
Really?
Are you new here?
There have been threads about much less, that have gone on for much longer.
Anyone play Prussian Poulette?
Leave it out of the bowl when you're taking a **** and try not to piss on your pants/shoes/ankles.
If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.
If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.
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