IPA's are bad.

[IJesusChrist]

You know what?.....I don't think this is really Jesus!

Jesus loves everyone and everything. Imposter!

Hops are Satan's work.
We must have the bad to appreciate the good.

 

[BrewerBrad82]

 

[kh54s10]

IPAs are bad?

 

[IJesusChrist]

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The king of beers.

 

[Homercidal]

Nobody from California should be hating on the IPA's.

Shame on you!

#EveryThingYouKnowIsWrong

 

[garguy]

Discuss.

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[thekraken]

IPAs feel like less of a chore when those tiny bubbles tickle your throat. In Her eternal effervescence, IPAs hath bestowed upon us this great gift of intoxication! We have been freed from the temptations of sugar, corn, and rice. Yet this gift is merely borrowed, and we must return the bubbles of joy to Her sister waters. Get thee to the nearest bar, pub, or homebrewer, and burp your praises for The Eminent Hoppy Intoxicator! Your words shall fill bubbles of your own and be carried to the heavens. Then, when you die, they shall carry you into the Kingdom of Hop Glory.

 

[Psylocide]

IPAs feel like less of a chore when those tiny bubbles tickle your throat. In Her eternal effervescence, IPAs hath bestowed upon us this great gift of intoxication! We have been freed from the temptations of sugar, corn, and rice. Yet this gift is merely borrowed, and we must return the bubbles of joy to Her sister waters. Get thee to the nearest bar, pub, or homebrewer, and burp your praises for The Eminent Intoxicator! Your words shall fill bubbles of your own and be carried to the heavens. Then, when you die, they shall carry you into the Kingdom of Hop Glory.

So sayeth we unto the loard, Hopsu Christo, in all of thine gloary.

Amen.

 

[Resonator]

Correct. I don't like inherently repulsive tastes.

So what do you even brew/drink?

 

[smizak]

and voting democrat.

uuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[m00ps]

God damnit, we need a topic: "There have been ## days without incident of IPA rant"

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

God damnit, we need a topic: "There have been ## days without incident of IPA rant"

Some may say he has already created a damning topic?

 

[HumulusHead]

You know what's better than an IPA?

Free beer!

Which is also better than any beer I suppose

 

[iijakii]

You know what's better than an IPA?

Free beer!

Which is also better than any beer I suppose

That's just what poor people say.

 

[HumulusHead]

that's just what cheap people say.

ftfy

 

[JonM]

IPAs are bad, mm-kay? You shouldn't do IPAs, mm-kay?
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[Resonator]

He must be too hipster to like hops.

 

[b-boy]

So what do you even brew/drink?

Obviously a wine drinker....

I've heard he can make wine without a carboy, grapes, or yeast. He just needs water.

 

[thekraken]

He must be too hipster to like hops.

Ohh that reminds me I made a meme for this a while back

 

[slym2none]

 

[motobrewer]

Ohh that reminds me I made a meme for this a while back

i made that meme before you.

also before memes were cool

 

[slym2none]

Correct. I don't like inherently repulsive tastes.

Yet, for some reason, I bet you liked Zima.

 

[slym2none]

Obviously a wine drinker....

I've heard he can make wine without a carboy, grapes, or yeast. He just needs water.

#GaryOakLives

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Ya know, I never thought I'd say this to Jesus Christ, but you go to hell. You go straight to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Oh wait. That's jail. But it rhymes with hell, so it's close enough.

 

[Resonator]

Ya know, I never thought I'd say this to Jesus Christ, but you go to hell. You go straight to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Oh wait. That's jail. But it rhymes with hell, so it's close enough.

You sure that rhymes?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

It does if you're from Texas!

 

[b-boy]

It does if you're from Texas!

He's right - it does. It works in West Virginia too!

 

[agrazela]

It does if you're from Texas!

Texas.

A.K.A. Hell

Yes, I did it, I messed with Texas.

 

[b-boy]

Texas.

A.K.A. Hell

Yes, I did it, I messed with Texas.

Wow. You know they all have guns, right?

 

[1977Brewer]

Wow. You know they all have guns, right?

Literally all of the guns.

 

[Resonator]

It does if you're from Texas!

So is it hell that sounds like hail? Or jail that sounds like gel?

 

[iijakii]

Texas.

A.K.A. Hell

Yes, I did it, I messed with Texas.

Hot, brown and filled with fat people. Checks out.

 

[iijakii]

So is it hell that sounds like hail? Or jail that sounds like gel?

 

[1977Brewer]

So is it hell that sounds like hail? Or jail that sounds like gel?

Both, if you can wrap your head around that.

 

[Resonator]

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[Psylocide]

Hot, brown and filled with fat people. Checks out.

Switch around a couple words and you've got it.

I'll let ya'll figure it out.

 

[1977Brewer]

Switch around a couple words and you've got it.

I'll let ya'll figure it out.

There are some good lookin' brown people in this bigass state.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Both, if you can wrap your head around that.

this

There are some good lookin' brown people in this bigass state.

this too

And yes to all of the guns.

 

[djonesax]

There are some good IPA's but the majority if you ask me, are tolerable and the rest are just hop bombs. I can get into an IPA like Gunslinger that has a 90 IBU but doesn't taste like a bitter hop bomb because it has the right balance of hops, sweetness, and alcohol. But hey, I used to not like stouts either and now its all I want to drink.

 

[LandoLincoln]

There are some good IPA's but the majority if you ask me, are tolerable and the rest are just hop bombs. I can get into an IPA like Gunslinger that has a 90 IBU but doesn't taste like a bitter hop bomb because it has the right balance of hops, sweetness, and alcohol. But hey, I used to not like stouts either and now its all I want to drink.

Yeah well why don't you just shut up