Subsailor
Life is Tough, Stupid makes it Tougher
Maybe we aren't seeing eye to eye... My buddy's wife was nutty as a squirrel turd, but looked like an Eskimo with Down syndrome.
There a quite a few of those up here.
Maybe we aren't seeing eye to eye... My buddy's wife was nutty as a squirrel turd, but looked like an Eskimo with Down syndrome.
Yeah! How does he rationalize consuming those sentient, feeling, little buggars?
That's funny! I am always looking for ways to rephrase things just to annoy my wife a little and I may have to use this when we discuss our wayward youngest daughter and her husband this evening.
cheezydemon3 said:Well, he is an insensetive hypocrite, but don't tell him I said so!
Would you like someone to join you in that little conversation or are you content just quoting yourself and answering?
That's why I sterile filter all my beer. I don't need that kind of karmic affliction on my hands.. And while having a 5 day long sex orgy until you drown in alcohol SOUNDS great, we're talking 1.5 million reincarnations/ml/degree Plato. Everything gets old eventually.cheezydemon3 said:Yeast aren't from the sea.
Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".CreamyGoodness said:So bomber, if she's crazy AND ugly and I hear no mention of intelligence... it begs a very important question...
So bomber, if she's crazy AND ugly and I hear no mention of intelligence... it begs a very important question...
That's why I sterile filter all my beer. I don't need that kind of karmic affliction on my hands.. And while having a 5 day long sex orgy until you drown in alcohol SOUNDS great, we're talking 1.5 million reincarnations/ml/degree Plato. Everything gets old eventually.
Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".
Something my father most likely told me when I was a teenager (I dont remember exactly, I seldom listened) "Never cheat on a retired submariner's daughter"
The problem is the retired Submariner's daughter cheating on her 3rd husband, after we warned him of her rapacious appetite for young military men. We have learned that he has been seeking solace with another woman and apparently they, my daughter and her husband, were doing this to each other at the same time all along.
Do you ever just hug your wife and say "thank you for not allowing that kind of craziness into our house?"
I know I do.
By that I mean I hug my wife. I havent met your wife. Doubt Ive ever hugged her.
When the substance in question is either overtly poisonous, radioactive, or closer to a solid then a liquid... See rice wine exception elsewhere on the forum.Mama wanna? I think they were effing with you.
Fermented squid ink.......that is freakier than fish sauce!
Can you ferment ANYTHING and make it safe to eat?
for example rotted sheep blood, I mean rancid. Fermented, safe to drink?
Mortadella (uh oh, tangent) SO funky! Is it like bleu cheese? Safe fungus? Got some chorizo that was pretty funkdefied. Where do you draw the line.
Nope, haven't seen one in a while. Did you have one you wanted to get rid of? I'm sure it would make an interesting adjunct.Do you mind?
Uh, pacific is also an adjective.Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".
pa·cif·ic
[puh-sif-ik]
adjective
1.tending to make or preserve peace; conciliatory: pacific overtures.
2.not warlike; peaceable; mild: a pacific disposition.
3.at peace; peaceful: a pacific era in history.
4.calm; tranquil: The Wabash is a pacific river.
5.( initial capital letter ) of or pertaining to the Pacific Ocean.
6.( initial capital letter ) of or pertaining to the region bordering on the Pacific Ocean: the Pacific states.
noun ( initial capital letter )
7.Pacific Ocean.
8.a steam locomotive having a four-wheeled front truck, six driving wheels, and a two-wheeled rear truck.
Would you like that alphabetically, or categorically?What is wrong with me?
I can guarantee you that this woman doesn't know what an adjective is, let alone any of what you posted.Leadgolem said:Uh, pacific is also an adjective.
Dude, I was gonna punch you.WesleyS said:Haha!! Just joking! That was the trub and dry hops from my DIPA I just bottled.
Just thought someone should see it. You know, because I'm an idiot.
The_Dog_42 said:What is wrong with me?
SMASH - Squid Cascade - Pale Extract - Blonde Ale
Hops
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Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz First Wort 60.000 min Pellet 22.3
Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz Aroma 5.000 min Pellet 0.0
Dude, I was gonna punch you.
I don't see Cascade being complimentary to squid ink at all. Maybe Northdown?
CreamyGoodness said:When I, rarely, make punch at home I have been using the Alton Brown trick of filling a balloon with water, freezing it, and taking the balloon off the ice "egg"
Have you ever tasted the inside of a balloon?
Have you ever tasted the inside of a balloon?
What is wrong with me?
SMASH - Squid Cascade - Pale Extract - Blonde Ale
Hops
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Name Alpha Amount Use Time Form IBU
Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz First Wort 60.000 min Pellet 22.3
Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz Aroma 5.000 min Pellet 0.0
Misc
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Name Type Use Amount Time
Squid Ink Flavor Boil 1.000 oz 5.000 min
WesleyS said:It should be accompanied by one of these.
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