how about a meme generator thread...
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While I agree with the sentiment,
"anythings a fermentor if your brave enough -- Abe Lincoln" (paraphrased of course)
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There are two ways to earn disfavor in my house. Both ways are considered equally offensive, and either bring down the wrath of storied legend.
#1) Eat the last of something in the fridge before it goes bad, because Someone Else may have wanted it. They don't necessarily want it, but they feverishly lay claim to the right of last refusal, unless they are, of course, queried in the matter, at which time, naturally, they are offended that they would even be asked about something for which I should have *KNOWN* they would find distasteful.
B) Having been admonished for eating the last of something, or asking about the last of something, leave the next last of something until it has evolved limbs and gills and becomes a sentient being requiring Holy Water and fire to eliminate.
Yes.
That's right.
I have the Kobayashi Maru of refrigerator contents.
#1) Eat the last of something in the fridge before it goes bad, because Someone Else may have wanted it. They don't necessarily want it, but they feverishly lay claim to the right of last refusal, unless they are, of course, queried in the matter, at which time, naturally, they are offended that they would even be asked about something for which I should have *KNOWN* they would find distasteful.
B) Having been admonished for eating the last of something, or asking about the last of something, leave the next last of something until it has evolved limbs and gills and becomes a sentient being requiring Holy Water and fire to eliminate.
Yes.
That's right.
I have the Kobayashi Maru of refrigerator contents.
Video meme time...
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Humor that pokes fun at the internet. Who doesn't like that?
Also, "Cat. Box. Meow". LMAO.
Also, "Cat. Box. Meow". LMAO.
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@Hoppy2bmerry , I will laught at that, even though my daughters will be offended by my laughing at that, even after I tell them a woman posted it.
I just hope your daughters have better skills than I. Well, to be more precise algebra was my horrible subject in HS, and we girls were led to believe we “weren’t“ good at math. Thanks for getting my gender correct.
I'm a dude, and I'm downright terrible at algebra.I just hope your daughters have better skills than I. Well, to be more precise algebra was my horrible subject in HS, and we girls were led to believe we “weren’t“ good at math. Thanks for getting my gender correct.
Consequently, I didn't fare well in Newtonian physics, but I prefer Aristotelian physics anyway
Somehow, geometry is my jam.
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Biology…
I nearly failed chemistry due to the calculations, but studied enough to get a B+ on the state Regents exam. Geometry makes for sense to me too, though I really don’t recall More than the basics now.I'm a dude, and I'm downright terrible at algebra.
Consequently, I didn't fare well in Newtonian physics, but I prefer Aristotelian physics anyway
Somehow, geometry is my jam.
Biology…
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Bacon truck hauling bacon!!!
And yet, we're the ones who are actually the most at risk in a collision 
, and in my experience the most likely to freak out if you rev up as you pass us by.
You get upset about us... why? You have to take 10 seconds out of your drive to slow down, look ahead, and go around? Poor little thing! Maybe there was oncoming traffic and you had to wait 40 seconds? A minute?! A friend of mine driving through town with a helmet on and lights all over got hit, broke some bone, the hospital did a garbage job managing his diabetes, and he got pneumonia. The person driving the car didn't even do a roadside sobriety test, probably just had a ding in the car, and my friend nearly freaking died.
Who is the one that should be most upset?
, and in my experience the most likely to freak out if you rev up as you pass us by.You get upset about us... why? You have to take 10 seconds out of your drive to slow down, look ahead, and go around? Poor little thing! Maybe there was oncoming traffic and you had to wait 40 seconds? A minute?! A friend of mine driving through town with a helmet on and lights all over got hit, broke some bone, the hospital did a garbage job managing his diabetes, and he got pneumonia. The person driving the car didn't even do a roadside sobriety test, probably just had a ding in the car, and my friend nearly freaking died.
Who is the one that should be most upset?
Puttin' the rage on the page...
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I get wood thinking about a live-edge table looking like a slice of bacon
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No way a woman did that.
Hardly any of those accent pillows are dented in the middle.
Hardly any of those accent pillows are dented in the middle.
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If you are riding a bicycle on the road with automobile traffic then you know the risks. Same goes for motorcycles. I've got the road rash scars to prove that.
I reject that as it sounds a lot like victim blaming.
Moderator's note: It's time to cut off any discussion in this thread about 4+ wheeled vehicles vs. two wheeled vehicles. That discussion is not appropriate here.
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That case isn't even ironed.
GrogNerd
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Funny.
Trivia: Donner and Blizen were originally Dunder and Blixem. Thunder and Lightning.
