Hammered with a hammer.

[EoinMag]

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art". But when I do it, I'm "wasted" and have to leave Home Depot.

 

[Homercidal]

"The Hammer is my P***s."

-Captain Hammer

 

[Homercidal]

Sorry. The first thing that popped in my head when I read your post.

 

[hunter_le five]

"The Hammer is my P***s."

-Captain Hammer

 

[EoinMag]

"The Hammer is my P***s."

-Captain Hammer

Only if Miley is the licker dude, I'm not a penis type me, although I am partial to my own.

 

[Homercidal]

"It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible! Lacy, gently wafting curtains." -Captain Hammer

 

[lustreking]

I hate the homeless...



ness problem that plagues our city.

 

[Garagebrewski]

Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew

 

[Airplanedoc]

Maybe had you rode into home depot on a giant flying hotdog and worn this outfit, it would have helped your case.

 

[unionrdr]

...or maybe like "Armed & Hammered"? Reminds me of a joke my son & a co-worker pulled at Giant Eagle. They took a sharpie & redid the label on a box of Arm & Hammer baking soda. It looked like a bottle of JD in one hand With a machine pistol. Changed the name to Armed & Hammered,then back on the shelf in front! We laughed our butts off for a long time on that one as the hilarity ensued...:rockin:

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

 

[EoinMag]

Maybe had you rode into home depot on a giant flying hotdog and worn this outfit, it would have helped your case.

Yes, very artistic, I like the way you think.

 

[jhoneycutt]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

How did that guy ever.... You know what never mind lol funny video though.

 

[GarageDweller]

big bird jacket smeegle riding a fudgin hotdog. SMFH

 

[BigPicture]

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