wailingguitar
Well-Known Member
In a fancy restaurant in NYC:
Me: I'll try the Birra Lursia
Waiter: good choice
(Water returns with bottle)
Me: I'll pour it thanks.
(I pour it just the way I like it and leave the dreggs behind)
(waiter returns when my glass is half empty, swirls the bottle and proceeds to dump it into my clean beer)
Me: woah, that's ok I don't want the rest
Waiter: it's the best part, that's where the most alcohol is!
(waiter dumps the rest of the bottle into my glass, I stare at the cloudy mess)
Friend: that guys an idiot
Me: ...at least my beer is stronger (tongue in cheek)
I would have handed the glass to him and told him to bring me a fresh beer and a clean glass.