Singletrack
Because it's judgement that defeats us.
Posting to this thread without ending with, "Don't do that."
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't Do That.
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Well, that'll give some people nightmares.
You let'em watch Harry Potter, didn't you?! 
And I thought that big female recluse was big...
And I thought that big female recluse was big...
Nothing bothers me but any kind of bees & spiders. I just don't trust anything that can bite or sting painfully that can look at me several ways at once!
Leaving out scorpions when discussing venomous things that can look at you several ways at once...
Don't do that!
No problem with bees or snakes or anything else. Hate hate hate spiders. And ticks. Hate ticks too. But they don't freak me out as much as spiders.
Also, i saw a study on arachnophobia that said actually fearing a bite was not why many fear them. More they way they move.
Also, i saw a study on arachnophobia that said actually fearing a bite was not why many fear them. More they way they move.
Move with eight furry, jointed legs outside of an Eric Carle book. Don't do that.
Black Island Brewer
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Fine. You DO that.
I never took a pic, and the scars on my finger have faded too much to tell from typical skin variations, but the nerves still are gone. Would a signed affidavit from my wife do?
TheCADJockey
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Launch flaming marshmallows at each other when you're camping in high school. The burn mark on your friends neck looks as bad as the one on your wrist. Don't do that.
Don't toss a butcher knife onto the counter after cutting a big chunk of meat. See reason above. I lost some range of motion in my right big toe. Don't do that.
I hate the way they move and I hate their lot in life. They build traps and wait for a victim to fall into the trap. They then paralyze the victim with venom and bind it head to toe and then essentially say "sit tight. I'm going to come back and eat you alive at my leisure." Malevolent bastards.
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My question is how do you fuse it? I would not want to be within 150ft!
they made a trail of gasoline. their ears were still ringing when the cops showed up. hahahaa!!
a little too much like people, huh? or, rather, politicians?
Yeah, tie ya down, wait for the venom to dissolve your innards, then suck you dry, leaving only the shell. sick bastards...
Spiders are great. I've got one living out by the porch light getting fat on June bugs. June bugs are what I hate.
Hard shell on those things! Batter up!
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After 18 safe years on the job I set a 1500 lb. steady rest on my finger, popping it like a sausage. Don't do that!
Beer related, while trying to figure out why my tap stopped working I decided I'd very quickly depress the beer out poppet ever so slightly to check for flow. Spent the next hour wiping out the inside of my kegerator. Don't do that!
Beer related, while trying to figure out why my tap stopped working I decided I'd very quickly depress the beer out poppet ever so slightly to check for flow. Spent the next hour wiping out the inside of my kegerator. Don't do that!
Aw, we never gidda have any fun...As for beer-related, The next FG sample says it ain't done yet...
Sorry, how about Don't scream like a woman when you get a June Bug in your hair so your wife comes running out of the house to find you flopping around in the backyard. Don't do that.
Uh...hm...well,...ya see, now...a...
forgetting to check the out post on the keg you just disconnected, which emptied 3 gallons of of a semi-sour/funky beer into the bottom of your keezer in the basement. don't do that.
jstringer1983
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Having a few too many on brew day and forgetting to add your hydrated yeast to the carboy and remembering an hour later. Dont do that....
fusa
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Start to heat honey to make a bochet, and step away from the stove for a few minutes before it starts to boil. Then return to a stove top covered in hard burned burned sugar.
Do you pronounce it bow-shay, or botch-it? Sounds like the latter to me :fro:
fusa
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think its bo-SHAY
I know how it's pronounced. You screwed it up. Hence the mispronunciation as "botch it".
And to think I'm accused of not having a sense of humor...
Singletrack
Because it's judgement that defeats us.
Decide to try leaf hops and buy 3 pounds. Don't do that.
I want to go back to pellets.
I want to go back to pellets.
I like spiders, they eat lots of bugs, living here in the south I greatly appreciate them. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Meanwhile back t the bat cave....
Making a great robust Porter, hit all your temps perfectly. Look in bag to grab first hop addition and see in Bo ttom of bag the pound of flaked barley that did NOT get mashed... That's what I get for brewing sober. Don't do that.
Meanwhile back t the bat cave....
Making a great robust Porter, hit all your temps perfectly. Look in bag to grab first hop addition and see in Bo ttom of bag the pound of flaked barley that did NOT get mashed... That's what I get for brewing sober. Don't do that.
Outdoor spiders I don't mind... Once they come inside though, it's a different story!
And don't brew sober. Don't do that. :cross:
Miyoshinum5
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Go to an all inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic with your sisters and few friends, while your 20, and take full advantage of the bar on your first day. Don't do that...
Seriously though they still talk about "the thing I did" that I can't remember. Apparently it's bad enough that they say I don't want to know, and I remember some pretty embarrassing stuff including passing out hanging over the toilet. I was hung over for two days...
Don't do that...Seriously though they still talk about "the thing I did" that I can't remember. Apparently it's bad enough that they say I don't want to know, and I remember some pretty embarrassing stuff including passing out hanging over the toilet. I was hung over for two days...
Black Island Brewer
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Because still pictures of spiders are never enough..Spider thread!
http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/top-10-new-species-2015/
fusa
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Or me having to many homebrews to ready correctly.
Gnomebrewer
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Forgot to add honey to the boil, so decided to boil it before I added it to the fermenter. I got distracted and left it on the hotplate....BIG boilover.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
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