I think I want to be a father.
No no no. That comes after the baby is made. That's how you get the baby out of the mother's stomach.
Baby-making usually goes something like this, but please note that traditionally there is a lot of alcohol involved:
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I've made babies in three different decades, two centuries, and two millennia. Didn't realize it until I thought of it just now. That's nuts.
We all know what you actually did. Stop patting yourself on the back.
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