Sauerkraut is amazing. I'm gonna have some for dinner.
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gratus fermentatio
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A brat just ain't a proper brat without kraut (and onions & mustard).
I wonder if we can get a "braticon"? A bratwurst emoticon. I didn't open that can O' worms, I'm just dippin' into it.
Regards, GF.
I wonder if we can get a "braticon"? A bratwurst emoticon. I didn't open that can O' worms, I'm just dippin' into it.
Regards, GF.
gratus fermentatio
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Ever notice that when you turn on the hot water & let it run to get hot, then turn on the cold water to adjust the water temp, the water actually gets hotter with the cold water mixed in?
Are Fruit Loops really just gay Cheerios?
Did people really stick their chewing gum on the bedpost overnight & resume chewing it the next day?
If I stand on a corner in Winslow, AZ, will a girl in a flatbed Ford slow down to take a look at me?
Has anybody ever actually given somebody a rat's ass? (To qualify, the ass must have been detached from the rest of the rat.)
Why can't Bono & Ozzy just STFU?
Are Fruit Loops really just gay Cheerios?
Did people really stick their chewing gum on the bedpost overnight & resume chewing it the next day?
If I stand on a corner in Winslow, AZ, will a girl in a flatbed Ford slow down to take a look at me?
Has anybody ever actually given somebody a rat's ass? (To qualify, the ass must have been detached from the rest of the rat.)
Why can't Bono & Ozzy just STFU?
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HAhaha!
The world may never know. They both look like they are willing and able to live forever. Must be on the Keith Richards health plan.
ever notice when you're hot waxing your balls you make a sound like Michael Jackson (the pop star)?
if a giant midget named Greg sprays liquid poo through a screen door and hits a mime, who's gonna pay him?
if a giant midget named Greg sprays liquid poo through a screen door and hits a mime, who's gonna pay him?
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
I think I'm gonna get electrolysis. smooth as eggs.
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Where do nudists keep their spare change?
In nature's pocket of course. Sucks to be a rich nudist.
harleybug88
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What would America be like if our politicians were all middle class?
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harleybug88
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What, wait... What?
"I'm just a down home good ol' boy, just like all of you." "I'm a Washington outsider, just like you."
harleybug88
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Yup! you've got my vote.:rockin:
gratus fermentatio
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You never hear about this unequal rate of pay...
From AskMen.com
Male actors make far less than female ones
Porn is actually one of the few industries in the world where women, on average, draw a far higher salary than the men. While the average Buck Naked pulls in an average of $40,000 per year or $300-$400 or so per scene (starting salaries are well below that), female porn stars make about $100,000 to $250,000 per year, with some of the biggest names, such as Jenna Jameson, pulling in even more dough. Perhaps it's time for Ron Jeremy to launch a male porn star union drive?
From AskMen.com
Male actors make far less than female ones
Porn is actually one of the few industries in the world where women, on average, draw a far higher salary than the men. While the average Buck Naked pulls in an average of $40,000 per year or $300-$400 or so per scene (starting salaries are well below that), female porn stars make about $100,000 to $250,000 per year, with some of the biggest names, such as Jenna Jameson, pulling in even more dough. Perhaps it's time for Ron Jeremy to launch a male porn star union drive?
Gnomebrewer
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Pay? Most men would do it as volunteer work. We are definitely more charitable.
paulster2626
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They should make margarine with crushed garlic mixed in, and call it GarMar®.
harleybug88
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The more beer I drink, the less I get done...
gratus fermentatio
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The more beer I drink, the less I get done...
But the more fun you have while not doing it.
gratus fermentatio
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Doing nothing, is not the same as not doing.
harleybug88
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I'm not doing that! Nope, not doing it... Wait, maybe I am doing nothing.
harleybug88
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Procrasturbating is where it's at.
You know what I mean...
I always wait a while before I procrastinate.
Edit: What! Procrasturbating.:smack:
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
harleybug88
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If you've done one... instead of the other... you've procrasturbated.
Ok, Ok. At first it sounded dirty to me.
harleybug88
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I confess: I've done both.:beard:
Gnomebrewer
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Procrasturbating is where it's at.
You know what I mean...
It's more efficient than procratimating.....it lasts longer.....
harleybug88
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If the sun set in the south. What would happen to Canada?
vanishingpint
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Maybe they would stop sending us their goddam polar vortex.
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What language does the internal voice (your thoughts) of a person who is completely deaf from birth speak in? What do the dreams of a person who has been blind from birth look like?
Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?
Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?
gratus fermentatio
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Try this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/high-pitch-only-teens-can_n_98304.html
Regards, GF.
harleybug88
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What would Jack Handy say?
bad up bringing
I don't like people. I don't like them talking to me in public. I don't like their opinions. I don't care what's happening in my neighbors lives. I don't care what's happening in my coworkers lives. most of the time when people talk around me, I want to brain them with a hammer. I don't like people. ironically enough, I can like a person.
gratus fermentatio
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I read a book that was written by an Australian & oftentimes while I was reading, there was a voice in my head speaking what I was reading with an Aussie accent. It was weird.
Regards, GF.
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Why is the pitch of a automobile horn directly proportional to the size of the car? Trucks tend to have deeper horns, small cars are more delecate and high pitched/road runnery, motorcycles and scooters too.
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Ooh... my '98 4Runner has a definite "girl horn."
It's embarrassing.
My '83 Olds Delta 88 has an aftermarket train horn, which is fitting.
harleybug88
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Why do clown horns sound so creepy, while other horns sound normal?
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