Alsaka: Where the hot water is 34F.
Note for about 7 months the water is also very hard!
Texas: Where the cold water is 110F.
or Steam!
Minnesota: Where the giant pools of mosquitoes have water in them.
The skeeters up here outnumber us us by about a billion to one and they can't seem to make up their collective miniscule minds; 1 season they're the size of mallards and the next season, they're the size of pinheads and (this part they agree upon) they do all want about a gallon of blood each.
Wyoming: Why are we here? What is that man doing to that sheep?!? Can I get in on that? errrr.... nothing. Look! An antelope!