Anybody up for a riddle?

[LabRatBrewer]

So perhaps its is today, man
and then again maybe not
but happy birthday, Dan
if I ever knew it to forgot

 

[BBL_Brewer]

I know that this one's probably easy. It's an original riddle and somewhat cheesy. I was bored, so what the hell. I hope this finds you good and well.

I'm sometimes good and sometimes bad. Interupting me can make you mad. I come by night and sometimes day. With open eyes I fade away. What am I?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

BBL, this riddle is much too deep,
for one who is deprived of sleep!

 

[BBL_Brewer]

BBL, this riddle is much too deep,
for one who is deprived of sleep!

That was close my wing'ed friend, but I'm afraid you'll have to guess again.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Just because I give a crap
Was it not full-on sleep... but rather... just a nap?

 

[LabRatBrewer]

That was close my wing'ed friend, but I'm afraid you'll have to guess again.

The think he has it, his clever answer is not what it seems
but if not, then when he sleeps he'll find in his...

 

[mcbaumannerb]

A woman from New York married ten different men,
all from that city, all ten.
Yet in doing this, she did everything on the up and up.
She divorced none and nobody died, not even her pup!
Read this again, to confirm what you saw -
How is it that she never broke a law?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I know the answer,
To this one sir
the lady in question
is likely a Unitarian minister

And if this is not the case
at the very least
our heroinne
is a Justice of the Peace

 

[jbaysurfer]

A woman from New York married ten different men,
all from that city, all ten.
Yet in doing this, she did everything on the up and up.
She divorced none and nobody died, not even her pup!
Read this again, to confirm what you saw -
How is it that she never broke a law?

To break a law, one must first exist,
And NY has far too many to list. But should I list one to cite weddings with carriage,
I'd probably list legal gay marriage.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

A woman from New York married ten different men,
all from that city, all ten.
Yet in doing this, she did everything on the up and up.
She divorced none and nobody died, not even her pup!
Read this again, to confirm what you saw -
How is it that she never broke a law?

I hope NY has same sex marriage alright
I think she married 10 ladies too
Its the kinda thing she do
a broken law a cannot cite

 

[jbaysurfer]

I know the answer,
To this one sir
the lady in question
is likely a Unitarian minister

And if this is not the case
at the very least
our heroinne
is a Justice of the Peace

Creamy Goodness beat me to punch
Too bad because on all the rest of the riddles...I'm out to lunch.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

These answers puzzle me more than the riddles. Hopefully you'll get one jbaysurfer once you're done with your vittles.

 

[Dan]

Do you know there's something about this riddle thread here
I've Met many good people with creative minds, while drinking a beer
Sometimes I just kick back and sip a brew
Waiting for a new riddle or answer from you

So my brothers and sisters I will
Give you a riddle upon which you can drill (it rhymed.. okaY?)

Right now I'm going to post a riddle
The answer I don't know but, Emjay, will find on his fiddle
I rib a bit about the fiddle ****. It's just fun poking a little bit
Best of luck to you that can
Answer this riddle posted by, Dan
I have no answer that is for sure
But know very talented minds round here will fine the cure.

A couple sharing five a piece
Stretching, spreading, loudly meet
We are known to often calm
And yet were better known to harm
To help and build, our team of ten
Connects us to the minds of men
What are we?

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Do you know there's something about this riddle thread here
I've Met many good people with creative minds, while drinking a beer
Sometimes I just kick back and sip a brew
Waiting for a new riddle or answer from you

So my brothers and sisters I will
Give you a riddle upon which you can drill (it rhymed.. okaY?)

Right now I'm going to post a riddle
The answer I don't know but, Emjay, will find on his fiddle
I rib a bit about the fiddle ****. It's just fun poking a little bit
Best of luck to you that can
Answer this riddle posted by, Dan
I have no answer that is for sure
But know very talented minds round here will fine the cure.

A couple sharing five a piece
Stretching, spreading, loudly meet
We are known to often calm
And yet were better known to harm
To help and build, our team of ten
Connects us to the minds of men
What are we?

Your riddles are the best in the land
if you need an answer I've give you a hand

 

[Dan]

Your riddles are the best in the land
if you need an answer I've give you a hand

Oh man. LRB I know that you just answered this riddle. You are a good man with a great heart and mind. Some of the riddles I parrot are just not really mine.

Going to wait and see who else answers. LRB, you're a really good dude. Sometimes I can't keep up.

 

[Clifton]

I found the answer as well. Only not quick enough.
Once again playing second fiddle to the rat man.
It sure is tough.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Silly one: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

 

[leftcontact]

Silly one: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish?

 

[TAK]

A detective walks into a crime scene. There are two chairs in the room, one table on its side, and 53 bicycles scattered all over the room. One man died of a gunshot, but why?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Playing a game of cards can be dangerous, I believe.
Especially when one has a bicycle card up your sleeve!

 

[TAK]

Playing a game of cards can be dangerous, I believe.
Especially when one has a bicycle card up your sleeve!

Correct!

 

[LabRatBrewer]

I went outside and took a seat
I threw away the outside and cooked the inside,
then I ate the outside and threw away the inside, what did I eat?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

With a little luck,
I think you did shuck.
If I'm wrong I'll give a little sob,
But I believe you had corn on-the-cob!

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

With a little luck,
I think you did shuck.
If I'm wrong I'll give a little sob,
But I believe you had corn on-the-cob!

I believe this answer to be correct
And although I may take a lickin'
I think another answer could be
That you my friend, had chicken.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

I believe this answer to be correct
And although I may take a lickin'
I think another answer could be
That you my friend, had chicken.

Lol I guess chicken does work as well
I was lookin for corn but your answer is swell

 

[Whsoj]

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

I am not a vampire.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I'll take a stab at this here joke
Although my eye, you might want to poke
My wife wishes I had a bigger peeter
Would the answer be a mo' skeeter?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Skeeter? Nay, I think our criminal
Is not living, more cerebral
Swingline metal, neither him nor her
The damnedest thing... a stapler

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Very smart and creative answer
Good job Creamy. Are you a good dancer?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Are you coming on to me?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I can't hear you when you don't rhyme

 

[CreamyGoodness]

:d

 

[Whsoj]

Skeeter? Nay, I think our criminal
Is not living, more cerebral
Swingline metal, neither him nor her
The damnedest thing... a stapler

It is a stapler!

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I went into the woods and got it
I sat down to seek it
I brought it home because I couldn't find it
What is it?

 

[Whsoj]

I went into the woods and got it
I sat down to seek it
I brought it home because I couldn't find it
What is it?

A thorn in your foot?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

A thorn in your foot?

Close enough. Splinter is what i had in mind.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

One more...

Pronounced as one letter
And written with three
Two letters there are
And two only in me
I'm double, i'm single
I'm black, blue and gray
I'm read from both ends
And the same either way

 

[chocotaco]

Eenie meanie miney mo.
The answer is "Eye", dooby dooby doh.
The temperature climbs in the summer season.
'Tis difficult to rhyme for no apparent reason.

 

[chocotaco]

Though I'm a noble, I'm prized for my stink.
I'm crucial to bunnies as well as to drink.
Some folks would say that I'm not geotropic,
but as an improvised riddle I'm pretty on-topic.

WHAT AM I?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Creative rhyme chocotaco
My guess is "hop" or my naame is Paco!