smizak
Well-Known Member
Not murderous Mexican drug cartels, not exploding meth labs, not even face eating bath salt zombies. I'm talking about......
Hipster soccer fans.
Now I can't even go out to eat without listening to a group of scraggly bearded, Goodwill baby tee and "Manpri" wearing, faux-Euro pseudo-males screaming like 10 yr old girls at a Bieber concert because Portugal kicked a ball out of bounds.
These people are from the US too! It's practically treasonous, I really can't think of anything more un-American. Now I know that the estrogen in the drinking water from birth control pill use theory has validity....
/rant
Hipster soccer fans.
Now I can't even go out to eat without listening to a group of scraggly bearded, Goodwill baby tee and "Manpri" wearing, faux-Euro pseudo-males screaming like 10 yr old girls at a Bieber concert because Portugal kicked a ball out of bounds.
These people are from the US too! It's practically treasonous, I really can't think of anything more un-American. Now I know that the estrogen in the drinking water from birth control pill use theory has validity....
/rant