Only liberals could manage to bring politics into bacon
You sir, are an evil man. He needs at least another month on him.
Making what my kids call "epic burritos" tonight. Beans, rice, guacamole, cheese, stewed chili chicken-like product, and then I serve them wet with spicy enchilada sauce over the top. They will eat 3 each and still look as scrawny as they did before.
Ahh, another "my wife is hot" post
My mower has some kind of trivial problem and cuts out after you start it, probably a dirty carb. I need the grass mowed last weekend. So, I borrow my neighbors. He tells me "ahh it smokes a little, but don't worry about it. If it breaks down you owe me a new one though." As you can see, he wasn't exaggerating. When I went through the heavy grass it was sputtering and actually started blowing some rapid fire perfect smoke rings though, which was cool. People were driving by looking at me like I was personally responsible for climate change though, which was not cool.