You'll fit in here if...

[cheezydemon]

42) You should have been a successful Lobbyist. Because your almost weekly negotiations and harrassments of SWMBO for more brewing space, permission for that next big purchase, permission to grow hops in the flower beds, etc., have been unbelieveably persistent.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

42) You're actually happy when you get laid off, because that leaves more time for brewing and post-whoring on HBT.