The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Kaiser Malt.

classic

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alright, alright... scratch "north" and "south"

I am going with either "Destiny" or "Sha'meekwa"

 

[paulthenurse]

Alright, alright... scratch "north" and "south"

I am going with either "Destiny" or "Sha'meekwa"

Destiny would be fine if it were a girl and grew up to be a stripper.

And it's Sha'meequa, your spelling sux.

 

[paulthenurse]

Built and installed a bench today. Will hold three divers gearing up and seven tanks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's the French spelling. I was going with the American spelling.

Fairly certain it can be spelled in a number of ways.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Built and installed a bench today. Will hold three divers gearing up and seven tanks.

Or half a Paul

 

[Cape Brewing]

So have you actually had the Duck Sauce out on the water yet??

 

[the_bird]

Didn't it get flash-banged?

Or no, I'm confused. That's what Dakota did to his wife.

 

[paulthenurse]

So have you actually had the Duck Sauce out on the water yet??

Apparently you're forgetting me calling you at work and telling you that if you walked three blocks down the hill to Rowe's Wharf I'd show you this view of the harbor. Your reply was something about not having your water Winfs handy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just told you that... I was already out on a nicer boat and didn't want you to feel bad.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're funny.

 

[DakotaRules]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

 

[Melana]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

Congrats

 

[paulthenurse]

Rory's stupid. You should have gone with Fuggles. Way better.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lobstersaurus would have it all over Sha'neequa. Imagine the first day of school! How f'ing cool!!!!!



If you name the kid Lobstersaurus I swear to god I'll pay for his college.

 

[yeager1977]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

Congrats!

 

[DakotaRules]

Congrats

Congrats!

Thank you!

 

[DakotaRules]

Lobstersaurus would have it all over Sha'neequa. Imagine the first day of school! How f'ing cool!!!!!

If you name the kid Lobstersaurus I swear to god I'll pay for his college.

Paul your going to school now, last thing you need is another college tuition payment.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't worry about that. You change the kid's name to Lobstersawus and it is a done deal. Four years tuition with room and board at a school to be named later.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

So I won my buck back!

Congratulations on the new brewer!!

 

[the_bird]

You named your son after a "Gilmore Girls" character?

Congrats, BTW!

 

[paulthenurse]

And you know the names of the charectors of a TV show called "The Gilmore Girls?"

I'm so embarrassed for you.

 

[DakotaRules]

You named your son after a "Gilmore Girls" character?

Congrats, BTW!

What's Gilmore girls?!?

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a show for prepubescent girls that Bird watches.

 

[yeager1977]

It's a show for prepubescent girls that Bird watches.

With Comcast?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey... congrat Dakota!! Awesome news! Glad everyone is safe and happy.

Prepare for Phase Two of your life to begin. Phase One just ended.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, all those things you thought you might want to do someday, like open a brewery or buy a boat? Yup, forget about them.



Wait... What?


Ok well, you're still done with uninterrupted toilet time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(eyeroll)

I didn't freakin' say his life was over... I was simply saying it has now changed... forever.


... and I don't think that is an incorrect statement.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope. It's nowhere near over, and it us irrevocably changed. Pretty f'ing cool, actually. And it's a boy, so he won't need to watch the Gilmore Girls with him, unlike you know who.

 

[paulthenurse]

Driving through Norton the other day after spending g the morning with my daughter. Needed a beer or twelve. Stopped at Trinity, THE place in the greater Taunton metropolitan area to score a cold Bog Water. (And while it is in fact the ONLY place to do so I don't really think that matters TOO much.)

Had a Stinger with lunch... didn't suck. Had a second... didn't suck.

Wasn't 'orgasmic' as one of its brewers claimed. (You can probably guess which one.) But it didn't suck. Next time I'm lost in Norton and wicked thirsty and exasperated I might just stop there again. But probably not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was driving north past Norton after playing 36 at Pinehills in Plymouth on Saturday. Thought about it but just kept on driving.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey... congrat Dakota!! Awesome news! Glad everyone is safe and happy.

Prepare for Phase Two of your life to begin. Phase One just ended.

Thanks Brian! Congrats on the brewery! We need to have a beer sometime and catch up.

 

[day_trippr]

I was driving north past Norton after playing 36 at Pinehills in Plymouth on Saturday. Thought about it but just kept on driving.

Wow. That's cold...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

[quotee Brewing;5194687]Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah[/quote]

I would if they were ever open. You would think a business trying to sell its product would have business hours conducive to doing business. How much could it cost to hire some hairbrained, big tittied coed from down the street to.stand there in a Shooters rip off costume and give away the house to her friends?




.

 

[yeager1977]

Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah

More of that fresh honey taste?

 

[day_trippr]

[...]How much could it cost to hire some hairbrained, big tittied coed from down the street to.stand there in a Shooters rip off costume and give away the house to her friends?

Ah....to dream the improbable dream...

Speaking of which, this RIIS is kicking my a$$.
I'll dream of "Shooters" babes...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thanks Brian! Congrats on the brewery! We need to have a beer sometime and catch up.

Wait! What? Brian went pro?

 

[yeager1977]

Wait! What? Brian went pro?

I know right who knew? He hasn't bragged about it for the last year or anything.... Hell he hasnt even started a thread bragging about it......

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know right who knew? He hasn't bragged about it for the last year or anything.... Hell he hasnt even started a thread bragging about it......

whoa whoa... no! That is inaccurate. I totally did!