3 word story

[Vigo_Carpathian]

his lovers' pants

 

[Swarley88]

Where he indulged

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

in hours of

 

[jhoneycutt]

hot, steamy, gluttony

 

[biddyk]

at White Castle.

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

his white "castle"

 

[Swarley88]

went straight up

 

[jhoneycutt]

in a blaze

 

[WesleyS]

of glory. He

 

[jhoneycutt]

graciously bowed out

 

[bottlebomber]

needed peniscillin bad

 

[jdhammans52]

to cure the

 

[T_Baggins]

Van Aerial Disease!

 

[jhoneycutt]

He contracted this

 

[friedpicklechips]

through the use

 

[jhoneycutt]

dirty needles and

 

[HoppyDaze]

Cheap dead hookers

 

[jhoneycutt]

with various hairy

 

[nasty_rabbit]

matted abdominal regions

 

[jhoneycutt]

thanks to animal

 

[Swarley88]

bites and scratches

 

[WesleyS]

which he enjoys

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

licking after being

 

[WesleyS]

willingly held hostage

 

[HoppyDaze]

during oxymoron contest

 

[jhoneycutt]

to see who

 

[HoppyDaze]

has the aids

 

[jhoneycutt]

or the HAGS (if you were ever stationed at ft. bliss you've heard of it, very gross and sad)

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

by tasting mouthfuls

 

[T_Baggins]

of Yooper's wine?

 

[jhoneycutt]

Hmmm, Yoopers wine

 

[WesleyS]

mostly tastes like

 

[nasty_rabbit]

Maybe Yoopers wine?

 

[jhoneycutt]

I don't think

 

[Swarley88]

it's like beer

 

[WesleyS]

It's more like

 

[jhoneycutt]

Poo flavored vodka

 

[Aschecte]

without the olive

 

[WesleyS]

loaf sandwich meat

 

[jhoneycutt]

Or the cat