The insult game
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aiptasia
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Your face makes my ***** dry.
gratus fermentatio
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"Hnuhk Nuuu" 
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CreamyGoodness
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Yeah, you say that, but no one asked.
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CreamyGoodness
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Any more of you yodeling road-sodas got something to say?
wolfstar
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I actually directed this recently to an online troll...Don't ban me...
"Now take your hate and put it to good use...Punch your momma in the face for having birthed you"
"Now take your hate and put it to good use...Punch your momma in the face for having birthed you"
Goofynewfie
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Ever seen the serial number on a condom?
oh, I guess you never had to roll it down that far
oh, I guess you never had to roll it down that far
I'll show you how the cow ate the cabbage.
Strateman1
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Your momma's so fat, when she wears her Malcom X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.
Your village called....they want their idiot back.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Chia
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Is your ol' lady retarded? Because you are F*cking Retarded
You fuzzy-headed, ninny-hammer.
Goofynewfie
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If I wanted any of your lip i'd undo my zipper
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CreamyGoodness
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Oh c'mon and smile. You look as sad as Paula Deen strapped to a stairmaster.
gratus fermentatio
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That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
He's about as dangerous as a sack of wet mice.
He's about as dangerous as a sack of wet mice.
Strateman1
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You're about as smart as a box of worn out door knobs.
I have always been partial to
(S)he is dumber than rocks.
and
Something about that boy isnt quite right.
(S)he is dumber than rocks.
and
Something about that boy isnt quite right.
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CreamyGoodness
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On what planet would it be likely that I was talking to you?
Goofynewfie
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When you were younger you went skinny dipping, now you do the chunky dunk
Aunt_Ester
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A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel *****: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel *****: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back now.
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CreamyGoodness
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I really want to fart in your mashed potatoes
Quotes from my late grandfather-in-law towards his obese neighbours
When asked to move trashcans off their property. Had a cage that went an inch on the corner of their yard
" s*** on you and your whole fat family"
Watching their daughter cut the grass. Waits until the girl comes 10 feet from kitchen window opens said window yells. " you're going to die a virgin"
Not to the neighbour but a political going door to door with his message. "Are you the catholic or the Jew"
He had Alzheimer's
When asked to move trashcans off their property. Had a cage that went an inch on the corner of their yard
" s*** on you and your whole fat family"
Watching their daughter cut the grass. Waits until the girl comes 10 feet from kitchen window opens said window yells. " you're going to die a virgin"
Not to the neighbour but a political going door to door with his message. "Are you the catholic or the Jew"
He had Alzheimer's
And you're a cotton-headed ninny muggins!
landshark
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Favorite of my late grandpa I picked up. "If you were drowning in a well I'd piss in it."
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Subsailor
Life is Tough, Stupid makes it Tougher
From an ancient Bosun Mate buddy when I first started going to sea in the 70s:
To an ugly women in the Varsity Bar in Guam;
You hag, you skag, you sleazy slut!
Purple green maggots crawl out your butt!
Before i'd clime your scaly legs and lick your greasy slit,
I'd drink 10 gallons of buzzard piss and die of the screaming sh!ts!
To another Bubblehead that mistakenly referred to him as 'Boy';
Boy, Boy - whadda ya mean Boy?
I been around the World 9 times,
I been to Bagdad, Trinidad and it weren't so bad,
I jumped rope, I smoked dope,
I drunk tea and dropped LSD,
I snort cocaine I don't feel no pain,
I got enough hair on my a$$ to weave 9 rugs,
I swum to Africa to fu!k me a herd of giraffes - standing flat footed even!
I fu!ked everything on a farm but a John Deer tractor and that's tomorrow night!
and you called me boy - you musta meant Roy, with a Big 'R' a little 'o' and a chicken **** 'y' but don't call me boy.
there are more but that's a start
To an ugly women in the Varsity Bar in Guam;
You hag, you skag, you sleazy slut!
Purple green maggots crawl out your butt!
Before i'd clime your scaly legs and lick your greasy slit,
I'd drink 10 gallons of buzzard piss and die of the screaming sh!ts!
To another Bubblehead that mistakenly referred to him as 'Boy';
Boy, Boy - whadda ya mean Boy?
I been around the World 9 times,
I been to Bagdad, Trinidad and it weren't so bad,
I jumped rope, I smoked dope,
I drunk tea and dropped LSD,
I snort cocaine I don't feel no pain,
I got enough hair on my a$$ to weave 9 rugs,
I swum to Africa to fu!k me a herd of giraffes - standing flat footed even!
I fu!ked everything on a farm but a John Deer tractor and that's tomorrow night!
and you called me boy - you musta meant Roy, with a Big 'R' a little 'o' and a chicken **** 'y' but don't call me boy.
there are more but that's a start
gratus fermentatio
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Brings a whole new meaning to "swear like a sailor!" 
Regards, GF.
Regards, GF.
Subsailor
Life is Tough, Stupid makes it Tougher
Kind of 
Referring to the Varisty Club in Guam, I remember one night we ware there drinking and suddenly the fire alarms starts going off. From the Smoke coming from the kitchen area we figured it was real so evry one of us there (11) grabbed a pitcher of beer in each hand and headed out the door. Didn't matter if the pitchers were on our tables or not, we grabbed and took off. Next thing you know, we're all in the open field across the street, drinking pitchers watching the FD try to put the fire out but it was too far gone, that bar burned right to the ground.
On topic:
Would you suck my D!ck if I washed it?
If they say yes - unzip
If they say no - then call them a dirty Coc!Suc!er!
Referring to the Varisty Club in Guam, I remember one night we ware there drinking and suddenly the fire alarms starts going off. From the Smoke coming from the kitchen area we figured it was real so evry one of us there (11) grabbed a pitcher of beer in each hand and headed out the door. Didn't matter if the pitchers were on our tables or not, we grabbed and took off. Next thing you know, we're all in the open field across the street, drinking pitchers watching the FD try to put the fire out but it was too far gone, that bar burned right to the ground.On topic:
Would you suck my D!ck if I washed it?
If they say yes - unzip
If they say no - then call them a dirty Coc!Suc!er!
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