Just bottled an IPA that was in fermentor for 2.5 years

[drainbamage]

I find it slightly disturbing that anyone anyone would know what sweaty crackwhore ass would taste like.

Do you not?

 

[fanch75]

I find it slightly disturbing that anyone anyone would know what sweaty crackwhore ass would taste like.

Don't forget the "after 12 hours in the sun" part. That is key.

 

[beernbourbon]

I find it slightly disturbing that anyone anyone would know what sweaty crackwhore ass would taste like.

But only slightly...... ie, maybe he is familiar, but without the 12 hours in the sun factor?

 

[joshesmusica]

Because the second taste test came back as it tasted like "ass".

His not-so-very-well-taken-care-of version tasted like that, sure. Doesn't mean every attempt will...

 

[fsr_racer]

I find it slightly disturbing that anyone anyone would know what sweaty crackwhore ass would taste like.

Crazy night in Rosarito... I make no excuses, she WAS a Victoria's Secret model when I met her.

 

[Opiate42]

5/26 update: This past Saturday, the beer hit the 4 week mark in the bottle. Guys, it is disgusting. Carbonation has not improved, the off-flavors seem worse (maybe for the initial tasting my enthusiasm masked this, as I wrote off the bad taste to being flat). There's **** floating around in it, it's just bad. I hate to say it but it will probably be dumped.

We salute your sacrifice good sir. :rockin:

 

[fuzzy2133]

Crazy night in Rosarito... I make no excuses, she WAS a Victoria's Secret model when I met her.

Just because the tags say Victoria's Secret does not mean she is one of the models.

 

[Cincyfan78]

Thanks for taking the time to let us know how it turned out. Too bad it didn't work, but a cool experiment none-the-less.

Cheers!

 

[mark7347]

Thanks for taking the time to let us know how it turned out. Too bad it didn't work, but a cool experiment none-the-less.

Cheers!

And now we know how Guiness is made

 

[VegasBrew1]

Crazy night in Rosarito... I make no excuses, she WAS a Victoria's Secret model when I met her.

Bad beer you will recover from in time. A crazy night in Rosarito might just stick with ya.

 

[fsr_racer]

Bad beer you will recover from in time. A crazy night in Rosarito might just stick with ya.

That's what Penicillin is for...:rockin:

 

[Vamptrump]

The night of the living thread

 

[fanch75]

Alright. This beer has been sitting in me basement all summer. I'm watching Iron Maiden in glorious hi-def and decided to crack open a bottle. It's been several months now.

Popped the cap. Beautiful hiss! Poured into a glass. A nice, thin head forms and a decent aroma comes up. It has carbed up, much more so than several months ago. Has this beer been saved by our yeastly friends? I took a drink.

No.

This beer sucks. LOL.

It is so bad, that Natty Light would be the best IPA ever if the 900 Day IPA is your frame of reference. This beer is so bad, alcoholics turn it down in favor of a 12 step program. This beer is so terrible, that you may stop drinking while watching Iron Maiden in glorious high definition.

It's bad. Reeeeeeal bad.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

IPAs really hit their stride somewhere around the 5 year mark. It still might turn around!










...but probably not

 

[NickTheGreat]

Lol