I was a teen once.

[jonmohno]

In high school,drank lots of light beer and me and my friend made our way with our friends refrigerater dumping everything onto the floor and sliding around in bliss.Eggs ketchup butter=fun! Her mom was even asleep in a near room.wtf?I remember saying,hey,does your mom wanna get laid.?Yeah everything. We got permission from her mom to abuse the kitchen.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

Wow, never have I seen such a gloriously appropriate post in the "Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling" forum.

It was both (obviously) a drunken comment as well as completely mindless, senseless, and pointless

 

[jgln]

Occupation:
chemical mixer

 

[Reno_eNVy]

Occupation:
chemical mixer

 

[bigbeergeek]

Hahahhahahahahahaaha! Yes. Good. Write a book and I'll buy it.

 

[edmanster]

Beautiful post good sir!

 

[TJinWV]

I haven't been around long, but this is by far the best post I've seen.

 

[jonmohno]

I guess nobody else has some great drunken teen moments.Sometimes the weirdest memories pop up in your head when youve been drinking.

 

[Zen_Brew]

So how's it end, I mean...did you ever tap dudes mom?

 

[jonmohno]

No,but she coulda devirgiized me-maybe,and i didnt actually even know what she looked like.I think it ended with some late night munchies maybe even fast food.Her mom didnt seem to care about anything so i thought i would at least try?

 

[passedpawn]

I've got some stories, stuff not proper for these here webz.

 

[TJinWV]

Kids these days... (NSFW Language)

 

[Snafu]

So how's it end, I mean...did you ever tap dudes mom?

ROFLMFAO! Well played sir, just spit coffee.

 

[MuddyCreek]

Fortune favors the bold!

 

[GarageDweller]

Fortune favors the bold!

and natural selection sorts the rest out....

 

[unionrdr]

I've had some interesting things happen while partying. In the 70's too now,when weed & other things were cheap,plentiful,& socially exceptable. Occasionally older womens were involved. A certain pretty Italian of note too...Whoorah!

 

[robertfraser]

I've had some interesting things happen while partying. In the 70's too now,when weed & other things were cheap,plentiful,& socially exceptable. Occasionally older womens were involved. A certain pretty Italian of note too...Whoorah!

I have a friend, who is fond of saying, "man, if you remember the '70's, it's only cause you weren't there!!!"

 

[passedpawn]

I have a friend, who is fond of saying, "man, if you remember the '70's, it's only cause you weren't there!!!"

I was a teen in the 70's and I remember it very well. It's the 80's I'd like to forget.

 

[naga77777]

Man, I wish I was alive to see the 70s.

I'm a baby of the 80's, and hated that decade. Thank god I only remember a few years of it.

Definitely wish i wasn't so shy growing up. Did a pretty good share of partying, but never anything really crazy.

 

[b-boy]

Wow, never have I seen such a gloriously appropriate post in the "Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling" forum.

It was both (obviously) a drunken comment as well as completely mindless, senseless, and pointless

I'd say this quote defines the 'genre'.

 

[unionrdr]

I have a friend, who is fond of saying, "man, if you remember the '70's, it's only cause you weren't there!!!"

Pretty close. The quote is actually from David Crosby,on a talk show refering back to '69 & Woodstock. He said "If you remember it clearly,you weren't there!". My sentiments about much of the 70's...