Things a Homebrewer Thinks

[unionrdr]

So far as the bedub commercial is concerned,I think it boils down to this;

 

[Billy-Klubb]

So far as the bedub commercial is concerned,I think it boils down to this;
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xr31XbSOU

that's a damn fine point.

 

[unionrdr]

Yup,like the man said,...in the end we haven't told you a thing.
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry!

 

[high5apparatus]

"I'm low on bomber bottles. What a great excuse to load up on a selection of craft beer bombers."

 

[SteveHeff]

I don't entirely like how this new brew turned out. Better brew one of my "go-to" beers just to make sure I've got something to drink.

 

[ghosthef]

This is my beer, there are many like it but this one is MINE. Without my beer, I and useless. Without me, my beer is useless...

 

[JABBY]

"When in doubt brew more beer."

 

[unionrdr]

This is my beer, there are many like it but this one is MINE. Without my beer, I and useless. Without me, my beer is useless...

I remember my bro showing me that one when he came home from Paris Island.:rockin:
But I also noticed that HB's are like Frito lay's chips...nobody can drink just one!

 

[BeastMaster]

"I'm low on bomber bottles. What a great excuse to load up on a selection of craft beer bombers."

I dont do this every week prior to bottling time...

 

[high5apparatus]

"How nice of them to return the bottles, but not the 4 pack holder."

 

[Cpt_Kirks]

"Nineteen kegs full. All six fermenters full. I need to order some more malt..."

 

[JABBY]

Buy a $20 crate of cheap beer not because I like it but because the bottles are great. Then SWMBO returns the crate for the $8 return fee.

 

[lumpher]

(while walking through wal mart) - i know there's gotta be something in this row i can add to my next brew...

 

[plumber_bob]

No matter how much I have I can find or think of more stuff to buy!

pb

 

[Keith66]

I can put it on the credit card we swore never to use, have it delivered to work, and pay this month's bills before she does and she'll never know about it... and if she ever finds out, it'll be so far down the road that I won't get into that much trouble... I hope...

 

[Keith66]

SWMBO: Hey honey, I don't remember seeing that thing you're playing with, is that new?
ME: What, this? Oh I've had this forever, I just don't use it all the time.
ME THINKING AND NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH SWMBO: God I hope she doesn't figure out I just bought this on that credit card and had it shipped to work... and I REALLY hope she doesn't check the credit card statement!

 

[Jbird]

I can put it on the credit card we swore never to use, have it delivered to work, and pay this month's bills before she does and she'll never know about it... and if she ever finds out, it'll be so far down the road that I won't get into that much trouble... I hope...

Oh my wife wouldn't care. She tells me as long as the bills are paid and you only spend like $50 I'm good. I always just buy a little at a time. Means ill get stuff in the mail almost every week, witch is line a ki in a candy store.

 

[cageybee]

as long as my wife continues to drink more of my beer than I do, what I buy is just all right.

 

[Keith66]

Kind of a mixed blessing there, huh?

 

[Hoppity]

Did I brew two weeks in a row last week or the week before? I might be ready to cold crash a batch this weekend

 

[Hawaiibboy]

Did I brew two weeks in a row last week or the week before? I might be ready to cold crash a batch this weekend

And this is why I love my wife's calendar. Lol

 

[croakerj]

I hope it rains so I have an excuse to brew beer instead of doing yardwork

 

[unionrdr]

It started raining here last night,wind howled all day yesterday. Still blowin & rainin. So I'm gunna start brewin my NZ IPA in a bit.

 

[croakerj]

I like your style.

 

[high5apparatus]

 

[high5apparatus]

"I wish my wife would get her May schedule so I can plan my brew schedule."

 

[unionrdr]

I wish I had a real grain crusher instead of this old mini food processor...

 

[plumber_bob]

Not a thought, but an attitude:

I save my vacation time for good brewing days! Why waste them on other stuff?

pb

 

[croakerj]

Homebrewers are nerds

 

[Keith66]

These HBT stickers are cool, but where can I put 'em so people don't get the wrong idea? I don't want it on my car in case I get pulled over. And I don't want people asking for samples of my beer. Stick it on my brew fridge I guess.

 

[high5apparatus]

I hope it rains so I have an excuse to brew beer instead of doing yardwork

+14 on that one.

 

[ktblunden]

"Oh crap, my starter boiled over. I hope it didn't hurt the gravity or kick out too much of the yeast nutrient. Oh yeah, and I'll have to clean the stove."

 

[Jbird]

Not a thought, but an attitude:

I save my vacation time for good brewing days! Why waste them on other stuff?

pb

Yea j do the same thing man.

 

[unionrdr]

dark lager with scrambled eggs & beans for breakfast. Revvy sent me this to honor the occasion;

 

[CircleHook]

I need another carboy.

 

[croakerj]

Homebrewers are cheapskates

 

[whitehause]

Homebrewers are cheapskates

No....we just find creative ways to re-purpose perfectly good crap that others leave on the side of the road.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"I wonder if my wife will be mad if I use all the coriander I harvested last year for beer instead of planting?"

 

[JABBY]

when building a keezer. "Okay coller is set, holes are drilled, taps are set and locked down. Now that I think of it if I put the tank on the outside I can fit one more keg..."

 

[whitehause]

when building a keezer. "Okay coller is set, holes are drilled, taps are set and locked down. Now that I think of it if I put the tank on the outside I can fit one more keg..."

lol....I'm doing this today.