CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
I spend the better part of every day being annoyed in some way by someone I dont know, or dont know well. So many things get under my skin that it is an absolute miracle that someone wanted to marry me after listening to my hour long rants, and it is equally amazing that (up until she make me throw away my pork bone) she has never been the subject of one.
So, you might be surprised, there are some people out there that I feel weirdly protective of. It is time for me to play "He/she seems nice, leave him/her alone."
You can add some people of your own if you'd like.
* Britney Spears. She was forced to act from the time she was a zygote, raised in a barn apparently, propelled to stardom by a nation of hornballs who just wanted to see her prance around in school-girl gear and lycra and then she shaved her head and had a mental breakdown after marrying and divorcing a guy who makes a dining room table look intelligent (but actually seemed to like her). I say we give her a break for a bit. Let her be a bad judge and flash her glocenschpeil at the camera from the back of a limo a couple of times and basically not ride her so hard on Page 6. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* The little girl from the Oscars. She's a little girl. Piers Morgan belonged nowhere near her. I kept scowling at the screen thinking "one obnoxious word to the little girl, *******, and I will reach through this screen and throttle you." Also, as far as I am concerned, the media is not allowed to critique what she wore "on the red carpet" (I'd like to see someone dye the damn thing blue guerrilla style some year, fingers crossed) until she turns at least 16. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* "Pioneer Woman" on the Food Network. This makes me cringe. The food doesnt always look so hot. She makes references to the differences between men and women that make every New York muscle of my body uncomfortable and she's really just cooking for a bunch of modern day ranchers in dopey looking hats (c'mon... you know its true) but she seems excited to do so and enthusiasm is almost always a good thing. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* In the same vein (vane?) that kid who came on HBT to talk about his quick fermenter for table sugar solutions. It was a terrible idea. We all knew it. Someone refered to it as a vessel for "ass juice". That was just mean. I felt protective. He seems nice, leave him alone.
* Katie Perry. Ok, she looks kinda trashy and her songs are as catchy as the swine flu.... and apparently she didnt want to live in the sober tank with the monsterously unfunny yutz she married (I personally once dated a lesbian ballet dancer... we all make mistakes)... but... she seems nice, leave her alone.
Of course this list isnt as long as the ones that annoy me... but baby steps.
So, you might be surprised, there are some people out there that I feel weirdly protective of. It is time for me to play "He/she seems nice, leave him/her alone."
You can add some people of your own if you'd like.
* Britney Spears. She was forced to act from the time she was a zygote, raised in a barn apparently, propelled to stardom by a nation of hornballs who just wanted to see her prance around in school-girl gear and lycra and then she shaved her head and had a mental breakdown after marrying and divorcing a guy who makes a dining room table look intelligent (but actually seemed to like her). I say we give her a break for a bit. Let her be a bad judge and flash her glocenschpeil at the camera from the back of a limo a couple of times and basically not ride her so hard on Page 6. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* The little girl from the Oscars. She's a little girl. Piers Morgan belonged nowhere near her. I kept scowling at the screen thinking "one obnoxious word to the little girl, *******, and I will reach through this screen and throttle you." Also, as far as I am concerned, the media is not allowed to critique what she wore "on the red carpet" (I'd like to see someone dye the damn thing blue guerrilla style some year, fingers crossed) until she turns at least 16. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* "Pioneer Woman" on the Food Network. This makes me cringe. The food doesnt always look so hot. She makes references to the differences between men and women that make every New York muscle of my body uncomfortable and she's really just cooking for a bunch of modern day ranchers in dopey looking hats (c'mon... you know its true) but she seems excited to do so and enthusiasm is almost always a good thing. She seems nice, leave her alone.
* In the same vein (vane?) that kid who came on HBT to talk about his quick fermenter for table sugar solutions. It was a terrible idea. We all knew it. Someone refered to it as a vessel for "ass juice". That was just mean. I felt protective. He seems nice, leave him alone.
* Katie Perry. Ok, she looks kinda trashy and her songs are as catchy as the swine flu.... and apparently she didnt want to live in the sober tank with the monsterously unfunny yutz she married (I personally once dated a lesbian ballet dancer... we all make mistakes)... but... she seems nice, leave her alone.
Of course this list isnt as long as the ones that annoy me... but baby steps.
